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[papí @Cameronjball]

i bet you’re fun at parties

[Misfit @misfithz]

@sirvncelot004 @TakeForGrantd if it took y’all this long to realize, maybe you don’t deserve better

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

each member of congress made almost $100,000 during the time they were arguing whether or not we deserved $600 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dianne Gallagher @DianneG]

HHS Sec. Azar said today approximately 2 million doses of Pfizer's vaccine have been allocated for jurisdictions to use next week.

If Moderna's Covid-19 vaccine is authorized by the FDA in the coming days, Azar said the US has authorized nearly 5.9 million doses for next week

[papí @Cameronjball]

I hope she see’s this bro.

[papí @Cameronjball]

@CariChampion you’re the reason racism will never end in this country. cornering a man on TV trying to make him look bad, and then saying “it was a joke” even after you are on video persisting he answers. I hope sleep well at night being a part of the problem in this country.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

If we go on a date we’re getting appetizers bc that’s what my hors d’serve

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

🚨🚨🚨

Biden on what he would do if he disagrees with Kamala:

"I'll develop some disease and say I have to resign." 🤔

[Sam Parker 🇺🇲 @SamParkerSenate]

Pretty much

[Drunk Matt Prater @DrunkMattyP]

Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia are fired. Lions fans rejoice. https://t.co/KAaVlpJSJS

[Erric @ultra_e1]

I have next to no followers. So I reckon not many people will see this, but here it is:

A before and after shot, 20 months and 200 pounds apart

[Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra]

AOC vs. reality

[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

MY MOM Is breaking news this morning - she works for ST VINCENT hospitals - their medical workers will be taking the PFIZER VACCINE next week

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

These mayors and governors are sick with new power. Hell, until 2020, most people couldn’t name them. Now, they win Emmy Awards.

You think they’ll give it up?

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[leah girl @leahh_163_]

My professor is absolutely too pure for this world😢❤️

[kam @icumnesquik]

no mom it’s okay everyone on twitter is failing their classes too

[OpTic Texas @OpTicTexas]

OpTic x Cold War

Tune in Sunday, as we host the Call of Duty: Cold War Launch Event powered by @ScufGaming with $25,000 on the line. Competitive format/ruleset only.

See you November 15th, 1p CT at https://t.co/ZkuwLfvjaZ. #GREENWALL

[Ron Coleman @RonColeman]

This is Arizona's secretary of state. The one in charge of certifying the election.

You read that right.

[Andrew Sullivan @sullydish]

"In 2016, real median household income was $62,898, just $257 above its level in 1999. Over the next three years it grew almost $6,000, to $68,703."

https://t.co/pYPOulCDG4 via @bopinion