John told me to write a story about me eating McDonald’s.
Here it is:
I ate 3 mcchickens, 2 medium fries, and 10 chicken McNuggets. I feel great and ready to rumble.
My pride has been taken by John.
John doesn’t have twitter, so please everyone who sees this tell John shut up.
My legs are going numb on the toilet
My legs are going numb on the toilet
My legs are going numb on the toilet
My legs are going numb on the toilet
My legs are going numb on the toilet
My legs are going numb on the toilet
#Mylegsaregoingnumbonthetoilet