Cameron Mackay

just existing

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To the person who felt it was necessary to steal my $10 bicycle light, Fuck you

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Twitter is becoming my drunken embodiment, welcome.

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I feel weak today, I felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.

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I think if I tried really really hard, I could be Andy Samberg

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@sejpaton Clear evidence it’s not working

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Like this tweet if you suppprt my dream of dropping out of school

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@nicolammacleod @sejpaton Ha, as if. He’s a keeper

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Shout out to Sam the fucking man for making chicken and waffles for Sunday brunch

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Shoutout to Barrington steakhouse for concocting a 100% charitable burger, which also happens to be awesome tasting

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If I ever commit a violent crime, Brockhampton was the cause

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Somebody come see The house that jack built with me tonight

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The movie The Big Short makes me emotional in ways I cannot explain

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I have ESP

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My roommate is cool and brews his own beer

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That scene in Oceans 12 when Julia Roberts pretends to be “the real” Julia Roberts and Bruce Willis talks about her real husband Danny, which is also Julia Roberts husband in Oceans 12 is the most confused I’ve been since puberty

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I’m in a constant emotional battle between “fuck it I’m young”, and “if I don’t start focusing now I’ll never be successful”. There is no in between.

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For the driver who hit a biker this morning and fled, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you

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There is now a complete display available. Currently seeking representation

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Now taking requests for any and all art galleries looking to display solo cup art

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Someone please give me a reason as to why this vacuum needs wifi