local embarrassment

yes, and

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[chart data @chartdata]

Noah Kahan's 'The Great Divide' has now surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify.

It's his fastest album to reach this milestone.

[Daykerpriest🐉 @Daykerpriest]

Lexi at Fezco’s house
#euphoria

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Lauren @libralaur]

When I met you in the Summer to my heartbeat’s sound

[ldshadowlady shady facts @parkbominatore]

made 3 mistakes within an hour of each other in work

[Pop Base @PopBase]

104 years ago today, Judy Garland was born.

[p. @sixinchbeys]

not the 2012 mug

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Me when someone asks me what Sex and the City character I am, and I say none cuz I find them all insufferable, knowing damn well that’s a Miranda ass response, but I can’t say that cuz I hate her, and that’s where my Carrie rising shows cuz ultimately I hate myself.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

wait i miss partying together, maybe we should again sooooooon

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

Ariana ain’t never been single a day in her life so who’s the new man

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Where do I sign up? @HunterBiden

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

Doing a Girls personality test and getting the old woman in season 3 who begs Jessa to help her kill herself

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends