David Walker

Tweeting variously about teaching, Cocker spaniels, cycling, and football.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Who knew Jean-Philippe Mateta holding a GoPro for the full-time celebrations would produce such incredible content 🤣

Watch in full below on the YouTube app for a full 360 VR experience, it's something special ⤵️

#CPFC

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

We want all of your FA Cup Final videos – REPLY BELOW ⚠️

Let's start a chain with your content so we can reflect on a historic day for our club ❤️💙

#CPFC

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

The chance to make history on Saturday...

#CPFC

[// @aggzzx]

If you haven’t seen the BBC closing montage, sit back and enjoy 🥹🦅 #CPFC

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@C_Hendrick Just give them the right coloured pancakes. #parentinghack

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@C_Hendrick Sorry to hear this, mate. x

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@Welly_Master @WellingtonUK Couldn't agree more. We'll be launching a scheme in the summer: BSA sleep champions. Watch this space!

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@Welly_Master @WellingtonUK Hope you're back to full strength soon, James.

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@HardingeWelly Have we found the natural successor to OJP in the @WellyMurray? Strong punnage here. Thoughts @picton_house @WellyStanley @hopetounwelly @TheBensonWelly ?

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@C_Hendrick @robin_macp @musingsofadr @HealJim I can count at least 18 'empties' on that table. That's only the ones in shot. Drinking like it was 2013 as well, I see.

[AFC Xtra @AFC__Xtra]

🚨 Marquinhos with Arsenal U21 ahead of Crystal Palace game.

[Dr Dan Jones @Hookean1]

I know in my heart that if I had studied A-Level Physics now, with current exams (full of novelty and trip-up Qs) like those set by AQA, I definitely would not have gone on to a degree in Physics 😧
#chatphysics

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

What a game.

Take yourself back to 1990 🦅

#CPFC | #OnThisDay

[David Walker @cameroondave]

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[David Walker @cameroondave]

@C_Hendrick @ManUtd But, Carl, I thought you were a Liverpool fan? Why are you giving such sage advice to your rivals?

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@C_Hendrick @thingsbehindsun That house only does Palace fans.

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@ShappiKhorsandi Stephen Fretwell. Magpie. Genius.

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@5Naureen @TeacherTapp Curious about the 2% who didn't think a classroom teacher was a teacher.

[David Walker @cameroondave]

@StuartLock Luton?

[David Walker @cameroondave]

No you don't. He looks vaguely human.