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@machotrouts felt a bit weird about following porn on main so made this account instead

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Me and the precum I just got sucking off a friend 😵‍💫

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Not a sex thing. Just wanted to show you how bad a mess I made trying to eat ice cream 🙁

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Back in Edinburgh, hotel room to myself for a while. Unless I get visitors…?

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Any followers near Preston? Catsitting there tonight, and the cats say visitors are allowed 👍

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Update: for the next *nine* days 😬

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Alone in a Travelodge for the next couple of days. Guess that means I can “accom”

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I am still in Edinburgh (Edinburgh Park specifically)

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Only time I’ve driven was for a driving lesson and I don’t think the teacher would have liked that.

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Trying to figure out what “ON CAMERA” means that isn’t already covered by “FILMING YOURSELF” and “ON WEBCAM”. Maybe like old BBC live broadcasts from when they used to wipe all the tapes afterwards

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Anyway…

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Just realised I framed this like it’s a before and after. To be clear, both these pics were after – I just had a pointless outfit change in the middle of taking photos of myself (I’m gay)

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Slight haircut and beard trim. Nothing else to see here

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URGENT APPEAL: dick-starved dork wants to be photographed with your dick in his mouth. Do I have any followers who can help 🙏

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I don’t have any photos/videos of me sucking dick, and I’ve wanted some for ages. Just always feels too weird to ask. “Oh do you mind if I get a selfie with your dick? Big fan! 🤩”

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Didn’t end up shaving beard off. Dyed hair slightly lighter to match beard. Still not wearing clothes. Further bulletins as events warrant

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@Theantifaslut I’ve got a face you can wipe it on if that helps 🫢

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I don't get the appeal of the Emperor's New Clothes con, even on its own terms. "Hey, we're weavers who specialise in magic clothes that give dumb people the power to see your dick!" Okay? Why would I want... actually that's kinda just Grindr on fast-forward. Hot! Loom that shit!

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Me after getting 4-walks-in-the-rain-because-I-went-shopping-and-forgot-my-wallet wet

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Just been reminded I’m not *completely* home alone

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Home alone until tomorrow, just took this. I promise I’ll tidy my room if anyone wants to visit

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Btw I was thinking of shaving my beard off this afternoon, so this might be false advertising depending on when you see it. Buyer beware