If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”
They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!
in 2012, macklemore exploded from out of nowhere to tell us he shops at goodwill and thought he was gay in elementary school, and then he disappeared forever. each of us gets only one shout into the wind
just a reminder that if boys who made fun of girls for having body hair in middle school probably can’t grow a full beard and will be balding before 25 🤍 happy monday