Camile Isabel

Serial tweeter and original thoughts on #Adulting + shameless PR plugs. Mostly food. A little fashion. Lots of sass.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

Anyone purchase 9/10 things they find on TikTok and are now doing a parasite cleanse with sound-cancelling headphones and Birkenstock clogs on? No? Just me?

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

At eight months sans alcohol, I can honestly tell you sleep deprivation is the unequivocal equivalent to intoxication.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

But hello 2021, behold my return to Twitter as the sober crazy rollerskating cat lady.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

Glad I didn’t Tweet after March something 2020, those thoughts belong in the dark web.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

I rode my bike to Whole Foods today and left with an IPA and kale in my backpack. What has Oregon done to me.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

Is there anything more vulnerable than reading @BreneBrown in public? #daringgreatly

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Star Wars and life in general is never the same after dating a nerd.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

My @Apple phone doesn’t unlock when I’m yawning. How rude.

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I would take $20,000 worth of @revolveclothing over marriage / husband any day 😂 @BachelorABC

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Yeah girl, Saturday! I’ll send you my going away thingy!

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

My mom just said, “she’s a pain in the ass, but she’s sweet as hell and a great cuddler” and I can’t tell if she’s talking about me or my dog

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

I like your style will forever be my most favorite compliment.

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

I was 31 when I realized you need friends to have friendsgiving

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

If your entire human aesthetic could be transmuted into a flavor of chips, then available as a delicious, salty snack.

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@CamileIsabelPR Sweet Chili Doritos

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If you were a bag of chips, what flavor would you be? I���d be sweet and spicy BBQ.

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Anyone else watch @AHSFX? This was not a #Halloween costume, I am merely a grey in a world of purples. #nailedit

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Hey @GoldenKnights did you hear music ninja @jakewagnermusic is getting married this weekend?!

[Camile Isabel @CamileIsabelPR]

Someone please send help I’ve discovered #chiropractic videos on @tiktok_us and I CANNOT STOP