Camille Harp

recovering songwriter. mom of two. wife of one. currently cracking under pressure somewhere in oklahoma.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

We went dancing for @misskierston’s bachelorette party. A man walked up to me and told me I was beautiful. I said “Thanks. I’m married.” He replied, “Nice to meet you Mary.”

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

I hate when I go out and about and no one tells me my shoes are cute. I'm calling it a day.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

@Rickreiley Oh I can't wait! Thanks!

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

See what I mean....

[The Oklahoma Project @TheOklaProject]

Finally Kevin Stitt made us Top 10 in something!

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Writing "THE OKLAHOMA STANDARD" on the new driver's licenses isn't the flex you think it is, Oklahoma.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

I like to play a game while driving. It's called "Are you drunk or are you stupid?" 😃You can play too! It's fun!

[Forrest Bennett @ForrestBennett]

When we talk about the redistribution of wealth, we should consider what Will Rogers said: money trickles up.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Eating kale is equivalent to eating hair straight off a brush. #nothanks #itry

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Oklahoma's forecast has multiple personalities.

[Oklahoma Matters @OklahomaMatters]

From Integris Health in Oklahoma PLEASE READ!

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Things I said I'd never do as a mom #69263728.. I just licked my finger and smoothed down an alfalfa hair on my kid's hair. Level up!

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

I think I just scared the crap out of an old lady when I slowed down real creepy like near her to take a better look at her dog.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

That old saying "Trust Your Gut" doesn't work for me. I get nervous guts opening a can of biscuits. How can that possibly be a good indicator for anything?

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

@sherreejane Relatable

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

@jpokc I'm so sorry, sweet friend. Heartbreaking.

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Gah. Finally. I finished all the Butterfingers. Now I rest. Glad that's over. #nevergiveup #dontbeaquitter #winner

[OilfieldTailgate @okoiltailgate]

@camilleharp plays for @okoiltailgate this Saturday 3:30 @OthellosNorman

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

Ugh. My fave. https://t.co/L5aXMXBhPo

[Camille Harp @camilleharp]

@beckycarman It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.