Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
- he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)
How about your kid?
I'm going to start a cleaning service for boys in college and charge $20 just to clean their bathroom and throw away beer cans holy shit I'll be a millionaire in 2 weeks see ya'll in LA
@caitlinnicolle6 ok this is so ironic i was literally just having a convo earlier today about how my EARLOBES still hurt from when i got them done when i was TWELVE