Camille Sides

[pat regan @poregan]

If im ever lost in a submersive i hereby give everyone on the internet permission to have levity about it

[pat regan @poregan]

I think there are a few too many ppl tweeting about how you sometimes dont realize what day it is in the week after Christmas. I think they should all come together and decide at least one or two of them to sit this one out (but they are the FIRST ones who get to do it next year)

[mia venkat @_vendog]

something that I never used before my job that I'm obsessed with now is "holler". Holler when the script is ready! Holler with any questions! If you need me just holler! absolutely love that . the image alone

[Laugh Dot Events @laughdotevents]

THIS WEDNESDAY! Join us for our final show of the year at @ChelseaMusicHa1. Grab your tickets now https://t.co/h5oHkr53wU - can’t wait to see you there!

@JessicaKirson @jtrain56 @whodougsmith @shanetorres @joyellenicole @ComicVish @KevinJHubs @chirpCreative

[Laugh Dot Events @laughdotevents]

when your happy hour isn’t that happy 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Laugh Dot Events @laughdotevents]

TONIGHT! Join us at @ChelseaMusicHal1 for our https://t.co/jZspUomgN7 NSFW live show featuring @TomAThakkar, @RachelFeinstein, @miacomedy, @marcusmonroe, @PhilMhanley ,and @DylanAdler6 with musical guest @mirandajoan_. You can still grab tickets at the door, opening at 6:30!✌️

[mia venkat @_vendog]

Trader Joe’s paper bag operating as your recycling container gang rise up

[pat regan @poregan]

We must stan the states that are like “FINISH counting tonight? Lol we randomly aren’t starting tonight (doing zoom hang w college friends). We’ll let u kno when we start tho!!!”

[pat regan @poregan]

Does anyone know if they’re doing rapid testing at Claire’s?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s debate night, so I’ve got my earpiece and performance enhancers ready.

[pat regan @poregan]

My WiFi password is “right now shes probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke” no caps no spaces but all the S’s are 5’s

[pat regan @poregan]

every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"

[pat regan @poregan]

I miss leaving an event that I never wanted to go to and ubering home no matter the cost!!

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Reminder:

[Emma G @emgarrett96]

I just.... rinsed my phone in the sink

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Great catch-up with my friend @JTimberlake and his wife @JessicaBiel.

[NYCT Subway @NYCTSubway]

Hello, everyone.

Rumors are spreading. We prefer facts.

𝗪𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗯𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄.

We are continually monitoring the COVID-19 situation and listening to public health experts. You should do the same.

[Francis James @piscofj]

I’m confused what happened between when he FaceTimed with her with his family by his side and right now where they’re like breaking up. Zero context in between. #TheBachelor