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Bad idea generator

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Asking the barber what they do for a living during my haircut

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I’m befriending all the big ass crows in my neighborhood. Might need their loyalty in a pinch

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You don’t see those planes with that little propeller in front anymore

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Your 60 year old coworker will be listening to some radio station called 104.7 The Hog during his morning commute

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If I join a run club just know I’ve hit rock bottom and exhausted all other options

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@smoothpurp Tyler Fitzgerald vs Patrick Corbin

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Busted coverage. How did we get so open?

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@smoothpurp Easiest 0.6 of my life

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Snapple lost all its aura switching to a plastic bottle

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@KNBR Ok. Now this is cool! #viral2023

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This is how the Spotify jam session looks

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Me and bro putting up wilt numbers on aux on a regular basis doesn’t get talked about enough

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@TheDunkCentral @DaltonJ_Johnson Dudes be seven year veterans getting summer league tryouts as if the jury is still out on Kevin Knox

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@1ysl2 I’m eating catfish rangoon in Des Moines

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I’m eating meals you’ve never heard of in cities you’ve never been to

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Friendship is gonna be huge this summer

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Me if hating Doyle was illegal

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Chicago is so cool bc you can be driving downtown and every 30 seconds you see a place and think damn I want to have a beer there

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You’re a sick human being if you watch round six of the NFL draft live on TV

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@nathan_w__ @WiggleWagle @smoothpurp 0-10 in horseshoes at Bass 2024