Joani 🐀

49yo nerdgirl & cat mom - FC Bayern, German NT, Nats, Red Wings & long suffering Commanders (🤢) fan. I swear a lot 🇩🇪🇺🇸

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@TomiLahren Fuck you. No we can’t. There is no better time to talk about it than now. You gun worshipping assholes didn’t do anything after the last mass shooting. Or the one before that. And so on. You will never do anything about it. Except scream that we need more guns. Assholes!

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

And we’re off to invade Canada!!

[Andrés Weiss @andresweiss_]

Fue bonito mientras duró, Miro.

Este año te quitarán el récord, pero nadie te borrará de nuestro recuerdo.

El 2014 habría sido imposible sin ti.

[Complaxes @Complaxes]

How insane are Bayern players cooking at this 2026 World Cup so far???

[sonja (🇨🇦/🇩🇪) @bayernblondie]

He may have tied Klose’s record but Klose did it in fewer games forever my underrated goat

[Shivansh @shivanshfcbm]

Played 4 world cups.
16 goals, 0 penalties.

Still the king of World Cup.

[R127💎 @raneme127]

Messi needed 6 World Cups to equalize the number of goals Klose has scored in 4 wc

[BVB Central @TheBVBCentral]

Klose disrespect is so weird, broke R9's record without any pens but he's not a "big enough name"

He's forever the best goalscorer in World Cup history

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

LUUUUUCHOOOOO!

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

I hate Argentina

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@bayernblondie Not any of the Super Bros games?! Not ever?!

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@thankyougary__ Thank you Gary!

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@bayernblondie There you go again with your obsession with gas pumps! 🤣 Where’s John?!?!

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@FillaneXIV @jcststella They also have to redeem themselves after getting knocked out in the group stage during the last 2 World Cups.

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

@bayernblondie Mirooooo!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

Spain had a scoreless draw against Cape Verde! 🤣

[sicca @lucholise]

Seeing jamal happy n scoring after everything hes been through means the world to me

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

Menopause is such a fun little season of life
You're exhausted by 2 PM, wide awake at 3 AM, overstimulated by group texts, mysteriously puffier than yesterday, your brain clocks out mid-sentence, and you are one chewing sound away from a felony.
I love that for us

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️New: Thierry Henry reacts to the USA vs Paraguay stoppage for TV commercials:

“I’ve spent my entire life in this beautiful game — as a player at the highest level, as a fan, and now as someone who analyses it every week — and what unfolded during that USA versus Paraguay match left me deeply frustrated. The fourth official standing there on the touchline, arm raised high, instructing the referee to hold the restart… not for any injury, not for tactical reasons, and not even primarily for player hydration in that scorching heat. No. It was because the broadcast team hadn’t finished airing all their commercials. That’s not football. That’s a television show pretending to be a World Cup match.

The beautiful game is being strangled by greed. Players are out there in the heat, ready to restart, momentum building like a storm about to break — and we pause everything so the sponsors can cash in. It’s like stopping a symphony mid-crescendo because the advertisers want their jingle heard. Football didn’t conquer the world by turning into American sports with endless timeouts and ad breaks. We had rhythm, flow, emotion that flowed like a river. Now? It’s dammed up for dollars.

This isn’t about hydration or player welfare anymore — it’s a slippery slope where the soul of the game is sold piece by piece. Fans deserve better. Players deserve better. The referee on that pitch looked like a puppet on strings controlled from some broadcast truck. Enough is enough. We need to protect what made this sport the greatest on Earth before it disappears completely.”

The World Cup should be football’s cathedral. Instead, we’re turning it into a shopping mall with a pitch in the middle.

And here’s the question nobody wants to answer: if the fourth official is waiting for commercials, then who is really running the game? FIFA? The referee? Or the broadcasters?

Because the moment football starts asking advertisers for permission before asking the players, you’ve crossed a line.

The World Cup is supposed to be the showcase of football. Not the showcase of who paid the most for airtime.”

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Musiala.
Magician.

#UCL

[Joani 🐀 @camkin]

I need to check if I have clean pants for work tomorrow but I can’t be bothered right now. WC matches are happening!