Cameron🤠

✌🏼

[Plain, Simple Plippy @Plipster]

15 years.

Just does his job.

No scandals.

Never says anything stupid.

Outlasts everyone.

Nobody calling for his resignation.

[ຸ @cashyams]

this sounds bad until you read the first reply and it becomes biblically evil

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.

[lauren @missyyonce]

how andy burnham is moving replying to people on twitter before adding a 👍🏻

[keira🪩 @dontkeiraboutit]

channel 5 big brother wouldn’t have hesitated

[Eli @elkelk]

Never understood why boarding a flight early is a “perk”

Great, I get to sit for an extra 22 minutes in an uncomfortable seat while we don’t move

[Ameer Kotecha @Ameer_Kotecha]

I imagine there is a run on lettuces in the Westminster Tesco at the moment

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If Labour MPs detonate this government, the calls for an early general election will be immediate.

Reform will claim that whoever succeeds Starmer will be illegitimate, because they didn’t win the election.

The media will hound them, as relentlessly as they have Starmer, and the cycle continues.

This all plays into Reform’s hands. It’s exactly what they want.

[Rob Powell @robpowellnews]

I genuinely can't believe we're here again. What an utter failure of politics.

[Will @willglloyd]

Trump’s so obviously gonna say Starmer was forced to resign cos he didn’t take us into Iran when that was probably the most popular thing he’s done in office

[Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley]

We'll know it's over when someone I've heard of resigns.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Going off grid for awhile.

(Leaving my phone in the other room while it charges.)

[Stu @aartstu]

Scott Mills dealing with suspiciously-sudden unemployment and Denise Welch on the warpath about her pop star son's dodgy bin collections - what a day to be alive and on Twitter.

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

people knowing him from the bear and not shameless is an insane concept to me

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

What a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you’re their whole world

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[roman is a gleek @Kl5SME]

not my home but I’d know my way around

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes