INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

without us you’d be nothing - literally. can’t have eukarya if the organelles are dead! cell membrane for prez 2022 ~ don’t be insane… vote cell membrane!! 💚🙌

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

the time has come to choose your leader! if you value safety, life, and prosperity, vote cell membrane (4th period) today. https://t.co/euC3ilKd2m #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

No❤️ #insaneinthemembrane #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

just incase you forgot… #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

I think Kim K’s shape-wear line SKIMS would approve of the cell membrane’s role in maintaining the cell’s shape #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

@carlplast_2022 hey!!! How’s the weather treating you?? I know you don’t do well with the cold. Time to step down from the campaign???? #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

Everybody hates traffic jams. The cell membrane is the one directing the controlled traffic of materials both in and out of the cell. No road rage here! #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

also, you already went off topic by bringing up the monarchy & taxation w/o representation? completely irrelevant to the scientific discussion at hand (as usual). WE ARE the bigger organelle, because we don’t need to pick arguments on twitter for votes. #EukaryaElection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

You are going off the scientific argument now, as usual. WE will be the bigger organelle and sign off. Since you are unable to provide factual data. “Some”and one “example” does not defend the argument that was made. Again, lack of precision at its finest. #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

“we didn’t need you then and we don’t need you now” - scientifically incorrect. you DO need us now. scientists work in teams in the lab… scientifically correct. twitter only allows a certain amount of characters, so word precision and conciseness is key :) #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

You are going off the scientific argument now, as usual. WE will be the bigger organelle and sign off. Since you are unable to provide factual data. “Some”and one “example” does not defend the argument that was made. Again, lack of precision at its finest. #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

we said some organelles and then gave a concrete example. also, half of your arguments have been completely incorrect, so this applies to you too. notice how we use pronouns like “we” instead of “i”? this is a team effort :) #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

I wouldn’t have to get my story straight if you were more precise rather than using umbrella terms such as “some organelles.” After all precision is one of the hallmarks in scientific research. #getitstraight #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

um…we said that already…giving you organelles nutrients?? the ER transports proteins within the cell. you said “the membrane can’t even transport proteins”-what exactly are you trying to argue? get your story straight before attacking people on twitter 😬 #EukaryaElection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

When you don’t even know what your own organelle does and you think it someone else’s job 😭 I guess you didn’t know that there is something called membrane vesicle trafficking that transports proteins that often malfunction and can cause neural degeneration. #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

#awkward… looks like someone can’t read! we said only SOME organelles… not all of them! you just named two, which lines up with what we said. we could do this allll day… #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

Looks like somebody wasn’t paying attention when we learned about the Endosymbiotic theory. #awkward If you did, you would know that it was BOTH mitochondria and chloroplasts that were theorized to be separate entities once!! #themoreyouknow #peardeck4life #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

NEWS FLASH! our friend endoplasmic reticulum transports proteins, so no kidding! But GUESS WHAT! since clearly this isn’t sticking… only some organelles (like the mitochondria) were self sufficient before being adopted by the cell. so yes, you do need us :) #EukaryaElection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

It appears that you are not the one understanding my point, though I have been pretty clear. Let me outline it out for your convenience: We can only use the nutrients if you actually do your job, but the membrane can’t even transport proteins. #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

your words, not ours 🤷‍♀️all people deserve a voice, no matter what their government looks like. this is 2022, not 1760. #EukaryaElection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

As an organelle who is a subject under the monarch, and a citizen of three countries, let’s not make assumptions here. #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

also, this isn’t the 1700s… society has progressed. this brit has a green card… let’s not discriminate people for where they’re from 😊 do the citizens of eukarya want a president that discriminates them? people of all nationalities have cells too! #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

Funny that a Brit promotes voting when they don’t even vote for their own leaders.🤔 People of Eukarya, you don’t want an organelle like the membrane that promotes the monarchy do you?! Chloroplast will make sure there is no taxation without representation! #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

what is so hard to understand? the cell membrane allows all the organelles to do their job by protecting it… the cell can’t function with free floating organelles. also, the membrane allows essential nutrients into the cell for YOUR use. next please. #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

Coming from a one trick pony! Organelles were independent and were doing just fine before you came along. So FACTS we did not need you then and we don’t need you now. The same argument is getting boring, your sounding like a broken record🥱 #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

Alright, Carl. Now you’re just grasping for straws here. Let’s get back to the FACTS. Without us, there is no cell. End. Of. Story! #eukaryaelection2022

[Carlplast the Chloroplast @carlplast_2022]

Funny that a Brit promotes voting when they don’t even vote for their own leaders.🤔 People of Eukarya, you don’t want an organelle like the membrane that promotes the monarchy do you?! Chloroplast will make sure there is no taxation without representation! #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

You know we are the real deal when we have our own tv appearance #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

you know it’s real when the other continents start speaking up… the brits LOVE the cell membrane. princess diana would want you to make the right choice - don’t let her down. don’t be insane, vote cell membrane! #eukaryaelection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

The cell membrane is like a couple’s therapist…our job is to keep all the organelles together #EukaryaElection2022

[INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE @campaignbrane]

everyone’s favorite tiktok icon rodger cleye is telling you to vote cell membrane!! #eukaryaelection2022