Campbell

fusilli Jerry and ravioli George

[Campbell @campbellb_]

Ah yes, my birth name

[mariana @pastapilled]

this is what sunday is all about

[Paige Moskowitz @paigemoskowitz]

my roommate and I have started texting each other like democratic fundraising messaging

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

The Lakeway Police Department said the Grinch was arrested early Sunday morning, just in time for Christmas.
https://t.co/Wfvfvo3xR0

[K ⭐️ @imthespecialk]

She's wearing Alexander McQueen 2008

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

This is incredibly funny when you know the origin of so-called Stockholm "Syndrome"

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara

[doomer @uncledoomer]

if taylor swift and travis kelce have a baby, it will usher in a new american baby boom as millions of 25-35yo women follow suit. not far behind will be manufacturing, a housing boom, a tremendous lifestyle shift for millions of newly minted families. a new golden era for america

[Houston Astros @astros]

Slapped that ball out of here.

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Reminder

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Hi, welcome to Austin.

No, the weather here isn't this nice all the time.

Please don't move here, we don't have enough water for u #atxwx #txwx

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“sorry i have errands to run”

the errands:

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

BREAKING: The unprecedented triple digit streak which stood at 45 consecutive days has ENDED in Austin.

High temperature at Camp Mabry topped out at "just" 99° #atxwx #txwx

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

Glueing the cover of A Little Life on top of the first Gossip Girl book so people think I’m an intellectual

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

I don’t WANT to pay a gas bill I WANT to be 10 years old playing Mancala with my cousins in my grandparent’s living room. WHAT, pray tell, is not clicking????

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Heat index in Austin is now at 117°

That's a new unofficial record for highest heat index on record #atxwx #txwx

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Latest live view of Lower Manhattan via @EarthCam. 1:00pm, June 7th, 2023. Unbelievable.

[Campbell @campbellb_]

@JFKairport I am on the air train currently stuck and missing my flight, when will you let us off?

[VICE @VICE]

Aderrien Murry was following his mother’s instructions by calling 911 in response to a domestic disturbance. The officer who responded came to the door with his gun drawn and when Aderrien came around a hallway corner, the cop shot him. https://t.co/Z4tM1fPV3S