jordan campbell

my comments are my own, and represent no one else. frequently satirical, infrequently funny

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@mah_jer @StollNews That’s not how medical helicopters work. Biden signed the no surprises act in 2022, helicopters are required to be covered in network by insurance.

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@caseysgenstore my wife is pregnant and wants a bunch of frozen potato
Cheese bites. Can we buy a big box?

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@freak4f1 @KCCINews 45 pages of proof outlined in the indictment lol

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@KWWL We should initiate a new ban on Kim Reynolds

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@IAGovernor Shut up

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@IAGovernor Literally stole nuclear secrets from the White House lol you’re an embarrassment

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@caseysgenstore why the hell is the pre-auth for gas paid as debit with pin-authorization $150?????

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@Chidoro43 @Scootmeister @AnkerOfficial https://t.co/WxQSfRhHqI

Here’s some calculations on about what they actually use with cycling

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@Chidoro43 @Scootmeister @AnkerOfficial A simple google search shows various refrigerators use 350-780w on average

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@freak4f1 @icythein @IAGovernor @IowaNatGuard It’s a government official you can’t just ignore them when you don’t like them

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@KCCINews Was wondering why a bunch of awful out of state drivers were clogging up the roads around waterworks. Thanks for the hotel money, go back home!

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@bretwp $20,000

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@75opinionated @Rob_ThaBuilder @MattWalshBlog Science says gender affirming care for minors and children leads to suicide at alarming rates

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@Scootmeister @AnkerOfficial A 100w LED bulb only uses about 5w.

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@AnkerOfficial It’s clearly bigger than my car in the photo, I don’t have room for it :(

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@EdKrassen I don’t have the reference, but I’m fairly certain Gender identity treatment in minors results in a very heightened risk of death by suicide versus trans people who did not have treatment as a minor.

I wouldn’t approve breast implants on a 13 year old either.

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@JustinsLogic @AldiUSA You can just leave it in a bowl of still cold water and replace it once or twice.

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@JustinsLogic @KCCINews @KimReynoldsIA She’s not though

[jordan campbell @campbellj]

@JustinsLogic @AldiUSA Kitchen faucets only use about 1.5-2 GPM.