Curtis Joseph Campos

USAF Firefighter/EMT

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

To fully understand just how remarkable today’s exchange with Colombia was, you need to understand how Washington DC has traditionally worked through these sorts of issues, and the different way it works now under Trump.

I’ll illustrate.

Traditional Approach:

1. Colombia announces it will not take our repatriation flights.
2. On Monday, the State Department convenes an interagency task force with DoD, NSC, DEA, INS, ICE, Commerce, Treasury and Homeland Security.
3. The task force meets for four days and develops a position paper.
4. The position paper is rejected by the Secretary of State, who is unhappy that insufficient equity considerations are built into the process.
5. The task force reconvenes a week later to redevelop three new, equity-centric courses of action and create a new position paper.
6. The process is delayed a week because Washington DC gets three inches of snow.
7. SecState approves the new position paper for interagency circulation, and considerable input is received from the heads of other departments so the task force must reconvene.
8. The original three proposed responsive courses of action are scrapped in favor of a new, fourth course of action that achieves the worst aspects of the three prior courses of action but satisfies the interagency.
9. Someone in State who disagrees leaks to the Washington Post, who writes a story about how ineffective the Presidential administration is.
10. The White House Chief of Staff sets up a session three days later to brief the President, who approves the new fourth course of action.
11. Over a month after the issue is first raised, the State Department Public Affairs Officer holds a press conference announcing that Colombia has agreed to try to send fewer criminals into the US and everyone declares victory.

Trump Approach:

1. Colombia announces it will not take our repatriation flights.
2. After a par-5 third hole where he goes one under par, Trump uses his iPhone to post on social media as to how the USA will destroy Colombia’s economy if they do not do what the USA demands.
3. By the time Trump gets to the par-4 sixth hole, Colombia’s President has agreed to repatriate all the illegal Colombians in his own plane, which he will pay for.
4. Trump finishes three under par and goes to the clubhouse for a Diet Coke where he posts a gangsta AI image of himself and the new FAFO Doctrine.
5. Winning.

See the difference? It’s called LEADERSHIP.

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

@Weatherunited1 Report these nuts David. Seems that you’ve ignored all of your friends advice when it comes to posting your wild “opinions”. You’re going to lose YouTube subscribers off of your last post just saying.

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

@228_cjay @tropicalupdate Map doesn’t show it but we’re under a tropical storm warning in Gulfport

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

@tropicalupdate Gulfport MS here. Anything under 100 index feels cold at this point.

[Saban Field at Bryant-Denny Stadium @BryantDenny_UA]

17 Seasons
201-29 (.874)
123 Players and counting in the NFL Draft.
10 Division Titles.
9 SEC Championships.
4 Heisman Winners.
6 National Championships.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened

[Kevin Bacon @kevinbacon]

So sad to hear about Fred Ward. When it came to battling underground worms I couldn’t have asked for a better partner. I will always remember chatting about his love of Django Reinhardt and jazz guitar during our long hot days in the high desert. Rest In Peace Fred.

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

ROLL TIDE ROLL 😤

[Luk @_LukNaw_]

Max Fried when the Braves go to Magic City

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

@SportsCenter @MLB @MegReyy

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

GRAND SLAM. BOTTOM OF THE FIRST. #WorldSeries

(via @MLB)

[ESPN @espn]

They waited 22 years to celebrate like this 🥳

(via @Braves)

[Juan Temores El Mil Amores @Juan_Mplv]

Y’all had 2 stimmys to fix that AC in your fucking cars and y’all chose crab legs.
I don’t even feel bad for y’all

[Trae Harvey, Steves Other Son @ThatDudeTrae]

”Actually, I’m fucking leaving”

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

😂😂

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

The media is such a joke, these motherfuckers couldn’t predict a fart

[whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas]

anytime someone asks what im thinking about it is this

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The highest-grossing single-unit independent pizzeria in the U.S. is “Moose’s Tooth Pub and Pizzeria” in Anchorage, Alaska.

Their annual sales are about $6 million.

[Curtis Joseph Campos @campcjc2011]

@kendraaaleighh There’s no Chick fil A and it gets to -60 in the winter. How do you think we’re doing?