Cairns 🇺🇸

Artist and writer. Father and husband. I despise racism and political correctness.

Pronouns: Hizzle and Fo'shizzle

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You can get a digital copy of 'Dragonfly' issue 1 - over 22 pages, beautifully colored by @jmhaemmerle , on #comixology for only $2. Physical copies of that and Charlie Hazard Band issue 0 available as well, just DM me.

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@WrestleOps Enemy within is BLM, Antifa, the CIA, FBI, the media, Anthony Fauci and everyone who let rioters run wild in 2020 while locking down churches and playgrounds - all in the name of health and public safety.

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@mlberrors He just followed the path of sunlight

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@STL_Stats_Facts They need offense. Carlson supplies no offense.

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@CardinalsConvo He "had it" for three outs. That's all he should have been asked to get. Especially with an injured finger.

Q could have finished the 6th easily. If not, Pallante or Matz could have pitched before Gallegos. Lots of options.

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@scottdyess_RCJ @cardinalsgifs Exactly this.

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@David_RB82 Someone make that last 5 seconds a GIF

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@Michael80789776 @David_RB82 Oh shut up.

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@tarawellman Quintana hasn't had an ERA under 4 since 2017 and had an ERA over 6 last year; now at age 33 he's having the best year of his career.

Don't know if it's risky or wise to ride the hot hand, but it's another thing that Cards fans would have NEVER guessed at the start of season.

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@ChrisRoseSports @SeatGeek Since the postseason has expanded to wild card teams and more divisions, thus the regular season win totals aren't as celebrated, should MLB institute a "regular season championship"? It'd be a trophy, celebration and banner for the team with the best regular season record?

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@ChrisRoseSports @SeatGeek Love the show and here is my question: If you were the Angel's owner, would you trade Ohtani AND Trout straight up for the entirety of Tampa Bays front office?

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@ChrisRose Love the show and here is my question: If you were the Angel's owner, would you trade Ohtani AND Trout straight up for the entirety of Tampa Bays front office?

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@EthanVanSciver Now get a little fatter and dye half of it blue, get big glasses and we can watch MSNBC together!

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@GoodGuyKota @Sumgui21 @blurryspector Quit your virtue signaling.

It is not literally damaging. It's not even psychologically damaging.

You clearly are so spoiled you don't know what 'literally damaging' is.

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@blurryspector "Getting terminology wrong can be damaging"

Fxck you. "Words hurt." Grow a pair.

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Is it just me or is the Disney Moon Knight really, really bad so far?

Good God they made him a joke.

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@THEBRYANHITCH A comic with bad art is like a movie with bad acting. Unwatchable. Unreadable.

Likewise, good art (and good acting) can elevate a good script to greatness.

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@desertmom66 Can we get a GoFundMe to get them even more Christmas lights?

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@Frances_Fisher @shannonrwatts She didn't say what about the quotes was incorrect.

Why doesn't she set the record straight herself?

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@rustyhaiz @STLCardsNews They're not gonna resign Molina and Waino to one more year and simultaneously find a Manager that's going to be harder on them.

[Jorge Fornés @jfornes74]

The cat is out the bag...