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Haley | CLE | life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time

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The only reason I ever keep this app is to tell @Broadside_ how cool I think they are

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My wife and I rate our level of depression on a scale of 1 to 10 on how many times we binge the twilight series in a year. Right now we’re at 5 times this year

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No fucking way dude

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Animal Crossing X Crocs collab. It isn’t a thing but I’m speaking it into existance

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Ya girls got married over the weekend and went and saw @spiritboxband all in the same day. @corklezlaplante it’s time to add weddings to your resume

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What happens when your trauma doesn’t make you funny like what happens then

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Planning my wedding day the same day I’m seeing @spiritboxband live. Can y’all sign congrats on our vinyl? 🥹🥹

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I think the next sleep token song that comes out is going to destroy me and I’m ready for it

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@OliverBaxxter sorry I spelled Bleu wrong I couldn’t see through my tears

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My Spotify DJ: okay, this next one has a heartbreak vibe. Not enough to make you cry but just enough to put you in the feels.
*Blue by Broadside comes on*
Me:

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Happy Presidents’ Day Bernie Sanders I know you weren’t one but you should’ve been

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This year I quit smoking cigarettes and got engaged to the woman of my dreams I’m thankful to spend so many more years with her happy new year bitches 🥂💕

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Honerable mention since Spotify didn’t tell me but I imagine my listening hours of @ATWWDpodcast is equal to a gazillion

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Virgos get so much hate for being picky and judgmental and I totally get it but I promise the judgement and standards we pass onto ourselves is far worse than the ones we give to other people so give your fellow Virgo a hug we’re trying and we promise we hate ourselves more ✌🏻

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We used to be a proper country

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My boss literally made a joke about shooting liberals yesterday. But I bet he wouldn’t hire a felon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i’ve had this saved for months

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My upbringing was so chaotic in ways I can’t even begin to explain but now i unequivocally look forward to the most mundane aspects of life like using Christmas bags and reusing them within my family only to be given the same stupid Christmas gift bag a year later

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@ancientpeach @patxdiaz I ended up getting Covid after going to that show. 100% worth it

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If I hear anyone talk about anything else other than the aurora borealis you’re all fucking grounded