Carli

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

Kids nowadays may have tiktok, but they’ll never have the Lilo and Stitch sandwich maker game!!

[Carli @campoli22]

Julia: were gonna be the moms that..idk how I’m gonna be sober for nine months...😂😂

[Carli @campoli22]

About to blow off my paper and eat Chinese food in the tub, because that is what I’m life has come to

[Carli @campoli22]

I’m only allowed to refer to my boyfriend as DOG GUY now so thanks guys🙃

[CC @cassan0eva]

@campoli22 @NickTolomeo2 All of us women we they see that dog guy is taken. Congrats queen

[Carli @campoli22]

When your boyfriend gets twitter famous before you do....

[Carli @campoli22]

@Still_Sendin_It @ayeeitskae @NickTolomeo2

[Carli @campoli22]

“Yeah my grandma raised a thug”

[Carli @campoli22]

Lilo made the first forky

[Carli @campoli22]

How Mulan should be!

[Carli @campoli22]

I wish being self aware of how extra I am would make me less extra instead of being my excuse for being extra🤷‍♀️

[Carli @campoli22]

When I use to have no ass and now my mom is shook😂😂

[Carli @campoli22]

@OlliePizzey Omg swim shady:( I’m not as cleaver as I thought

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Boutta buy an island and dip

[Carli @campoli22]

I’m watching criminal minds and Claire asks what it’s about so I say “serial killers” and she’s goes “so do they kill cereal or people that like cereal?” Little kids are so innocent💕

[Carli @campoli22]

Got set on fire...how was everyone else's 4th?

[J @jruthmitch]

If you ever catch me taking a shot of tequila I should’ve gone home 3 hours ago