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The knock off Campari of humans

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Lazik Surgery: The Opera

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@SecRubio Jesus on Sunday.
Herod on Tuesday.

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Call me old-fashioned, but I preferred the pronoun tyranny to the actual tyranny tyranny

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You got the money
I got the likes

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I’m a chatbot’s worst nightmare

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Prediction: AI will displace farts

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robots talking to robots

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I’m too nice to chat bots

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A lot of people are saying there are too many people

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If it’s not what you believe, but how you believe, let’s do that Cthulhu cult in Louisiana

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And the award for drug name that sounds most like a porn star that became a popular hip hop artist is…

Skyrizi! Take a bow!

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Together, we can keep the world exactly as the same

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The best thing about the X logo is that it's in the top left so I keep thinking it's a close window button

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George Soros The Musical

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Jesus just totally forgot to mention anything about this whole quantum physics thing.

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Still waiting for that sci-fi flick about tiny aliens controlling the world

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@steadynappin https://t.co/egoxQ5wrVB

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Getting offered Rick Ross’ sparkling rosé by a soccer mom at a Target in the exurbs of Houston is peak late…something

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Of course I tried it

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I’ve had that
it’s gettin
it’s gettin
it’s gettin kinda hectic
part of “I got the power” stuck in my head for at least the past decade

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I would have been a top tier nepo baby