Cameron Traylor

“Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it take an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands” - unknown

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Starship during flight four

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How are we on iPhone 13 and don’t have the ability to set more than 1 timer?

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@LivinAsDre What’s wild is my brain read it as “I want some” and I didn’t think anything about it.

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@ibuyrvparks For sure!

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I discovered fighter jet twitter is how my day is going

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Yes! You’d be surprised at how much planning goes into bringing different stages of treated flow to a testing area. This makes piloting new technologies 100x easier!

It has been a lot of fun and I look forward to the finished product! @Gresham_Smith

[The Water Tower @theh2otower]

#DidYouKnow the TWT campus features a demonstration area with access to live flows from neighboring F. Wayne Hill Water Resources Center? This area provides space for active, secure testing of water treatment and monitoring technologies in real-world conditions #innovation

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The bridge’s structural engineer right now

[Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant]

1. I think I know how this trucker rebellion is going to end. Hear me out.

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There are two types of people in this world: those that close the voicemail when they realize their mom forgot to hang up, and those that listen to all 5 minutes of rambling to see if she slips up

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@TheHoboBoss You are the richest man in the world, Clarence! Enjoy the memories!

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@TheHoboBoss 🤣 Clorox is working overtime to push this message

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It was Mimi and Papaw, but close enough. She used to TAPE the games on Wednesday’s when she had to go to church.

[Matt Mitchell @ALostrich]

Shout out to everyone who grew up watching the Braves on TBS with your MeeMaw and PawPaw. This one’s for them.

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Alexa, add “Chief Innovation Officer” to my resume

[Kroger @kroger]

@camtray Hello Cameron! Thanks for the suggestion. We'll pass that along to our internal teams for review. Have a great day!

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Idea for @kroger: go ahead and add a tablespoon of minced garlic in all ground meat. Every recipe calls for it. Even if it doesn’t, we’re throwing at least 1 in anyway because it feels right.

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There’s only one @Braves member I would approach to get an autograph and that’s Ron Washington. #ForTheA

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My hobbies include: weddings

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@LivinAsDre I’m probably getting mine replaced if that counts

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@doug_e_freshhh @aKiDnamedjUiCe Bia bia going on the Spotify queue right now

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@Cake_Shelton @aKiDnamedjUiCe You rang?

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@aKiDnamedjUiCe Saw a tweet once about a guy telling his daughter that her grandmother (his mother) isn’t the same woman that raised him. As he put it, “that’s an old woman trying to get into heaven.”