Dick Van Dyke lol

I do comedy very unsuccessfully, but we out here fuckin

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I got a great meme for this day next year

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@ianimal69 Think you’ll be back in San Diego in 2023 Ian? You were great earlier this year

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Racist rednecks and radical Islamic terrorist have way more in common than they realize. Disrespectful to women? Check. A weird fanatical devotion to their god? Check. Food that will make you shit yourself? Check

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@wormsofbarlo @ZeroSuitCamus

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Just imagining the banjo duel scene but the inbred kid has a full fur suit on

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Deliverance but instead of inbred hillbillies who want to sexually assault and kill Burt Reynolds and friends, they are a bunch of furries

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@uncledoomer This dude crazy, drinking straight out the welch’s cran-apple bottle on an unpaved road

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@smokeismedicine Anyone: “how would you describe Jesse and Walt’s bond?”

Me:

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

she a 10 but she hitler! #damn

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@nycguidovoice @HeliumComedyPdx Hey come do a set in shithole San Diego mingle with our burgeoning homeless population

[Opec @ayeopec]

crazy thread ngl

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@Anthe65143902 @MoreLifeNFTClub @PapochkaRulit @trevsNFTrades @acolnilyek @BNightMetaverse @WrioCVDJFrirzQE @MonicaG74074964 @pks4108 @ErlendMang @TheGumballNFTs @neohubzone @KeizerNFT @NFTWang @hyejooinggg @METASQUATCH @HilalAh85859303 @OhMaraBappa @thedagda_eth @Crystal13138699 @craetos_ Here’s a thought, consider inhaling my balls. Thanks

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Getting brain to the song Sell-Out by Reel Big Fish is a more prestigious honor than the Nobel peace prize. I don’t make the rules guys.

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Anyways, I’m hosting comedy at the grand in El Cajon tonight at 8:30. Come watch me bomb or not I guess

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Pull up a chair man lets watch a movie. I’ve got tubi, I got vudu, I got Crackle . I got a serbian channel that only shows beheadings. Lets take a load off dawg

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In the way that I’m an old asshole who takes no responsibility for any of my own problems

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The older I get, the more Jimmy Buffett makes sense.

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When I get home I’m going to mix a version of The Who’s “Baba O’Reilly” where the intro synth riff goes for 15 minutes before dropping into the rest of the song