Uppity.Africans

…stop stalking me 🌚

[Uppity.Africans @canada2ndborn]

New entry
•Foreign used RX350
•Panoramic roof
•Android screen
•Foldable mirrors
•Key start
•22.3m negotiable
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[Sol @DreamScapeDiary]

oh to be in someone’s wallet

[𝑺𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝑴𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒚✌🏿 @ShedyBongo]

Robbers broke into my house last night, they took my TV, Laptop and Wallet.

I begged one of them to let me pick something from the wallet.

The robber was shocked I only picked my voters card.

He was touched and asked who I wanted to vote for, I said PO.

[Greg @KutthroatG_]

Flo gotta chill w these notifs man I’m just a collaborator

[ADrianinHD @young_mod1]

like why tf would i want that 🤣😭
gosh
i go dey try cuddle with person aftera long day at with and she would be telling me she’s having issues with nysc clearance😭🤣🤣
tufiakwa

[Dr Skittles 🩺💜👑🕷️🕸️ @Amobbss]

“ I won’t buy that book because my husband is not useless”
OPEN UP THE SCHOOLS OMG😭
You read things fall apart did your things fall apart? Are you people daft???

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

Hitttttttttt

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

Dear world,

Please include Nigeria in your remote jobs listings. We want to work and earn.

Thank you.

[Yina @cookie_jarh]

It is mostly a facade, it’s the pandering ones you should be afraid of

[Mhithi @Mhithii]

Not to be a Killjoy oo, but never be the person to set that boundary when things like this happen. 😁

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

A toothbrush that goes into many mouths is disgusting and used.

A mouth brushed by numerous toothbrushes is clean.

[blue @bluewmist]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

holy sht THAT’S a ring

[Alex Groberman @alexgroberman]

A brand followed the recommendations in this article and generated more than $50,000 from ChatGPT, Google and Perplexity-driven traffic.

[𝒻𝓁𝑜 @Hellokraze]

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[Ophy Dami @ophy_dami]

Funny enough, I never planned to build this SaaS.

My sister started a clinic and wanted a simple way to monitor when her staff clocked in and out.

She asked if I could build something.

I said, “Sure.”

So I built a very basic version just for her.

She used it every day for a couple of months. Whenever she’d say, “I wish it could do this…”, I’d add the feature.

Then another feature.

Then another.

Eventually I looked at it and thought…

“Maybe other businesses need this too.”

So I redesigned everything, built a proper website, and launched ClockOut.

For the first two months…

Nothing.

Almost no visitors.

So I went all in on SEO.

I spent weeks learning everything I could about SEO, GEO (AI search optimization), and improving the site.

Eventually the traffic came…

…but almost all of it was to my blog. 😅

People were reading articles, not signing up.

So I shifted my SEO strategy from informational keywords to commercial ones, content that people search when they’re actually looking for a time tracking solution.

That finally started working.

My first paying customer came from Google.

My second paying customer came from ChatGPT.

Never thought I’d be thanking AI for sending me customers 😂

Another fun fact:

The entire platform is incredibly inexpensive to run.

Vercel for hosting.
Convex for the database.

It’s amazing what you can build today with modern tools.

I’m still learning every day.

If you’re building a SaaS, working on SEO, trying to get traffic, or just have questions, feel free to send me a message.

I’m happy to help if I can. 🙂

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

What people don't know is HIV is the laziest of all viruses.
If not for how smart it is by hiding inside the cell and being impossible to eradicate.
HIV is lame.
HIV doesn't actually do anything to kill you. It simply takes away your ability to fight infection.
If you take your drugs regularly, HIV becomes an harmless infection.
But you see diabetes, cancer or hepatitis.
Those things actually work day and night just like Tinubu with the intention of seeing your demise.

[Uppity.Africans @canada2ndborn]

@nke_babyyy Hi do you do gel sets?

[Confidence loves Starr Girl 💜 @ConfidenceTwt]

People are crashing out but all I can think of is that Nollywood song that trended on Tiktok.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I think one of my favourite things about life is still meeting someone and immediately knowing: oh, you are going to matter.