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Work in progress. she/her

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Lyss 📈 @lysshoude]

Cheering for Connor McDavid once a year is so exhilarating, man y’all live like this????? What a luxury

[Kennedy @kennedystrash]

Putting this behind my eye lids

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Absolutely legendary. 🤣

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

katy perry went to space for like 4 minutes wtf is she kissing the ground for😭

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

We DESERVE a meteor

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

CONNOR MCDAVID THE GOLDEN GOAL

CANADA WINS THE #4Nations

[NHL @NHL]

CANADA ARE #4NATIONS FACE-OFF CHAMPIONS! 🇨🇦

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

“Maybe it was the hockey gods getting us back for that Game 6, where we probably didn’t deserve to win.”

Connor McDavid on Game 1 of the #StanleyCup Final.

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

The eclipse took everything from me. My wife. My son. The chalet.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hugo. He likes to use his brother's tail as a pillow. Unfortunately, this is way too exciting for his brother. 13/10 for both

[Dragon Friends @drgnfrnds]

A very important announcement

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When you're sitting on your couch at home and @DHLGlobal texts to say no one accepted your delivery... Only put the buzzer code in about three times for you

[Watcher @wearewatcher]

Us promoting Ghost Files

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Hmmm do I want to spend over $400 on a p.louise advent calendar? Yes. Should I? Almost definitely not

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I love going into a travel day on barely any sleep 👍

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Who tries to deliver something at 7:30am?? @askcanpar apparently.

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As the world deteriorates, I'm thinking of taking up vaping.

[Heinz UK & Ireland @HeinzUK]

FYI: Ketchup. goes. in. the. fridge!!!