If you come in my room, and don’t close the door when you leave, I will personally rip that damn door of its muthafuckin hinges and smash it over your head WWE style until you realize just how severe your mistake was. #closethegoddamndoor
Contradicting my bio and took my lactose intolerance seriously by taking 4 dairy digestive pills, then proceeding to down 5 glasses of pure milk. #Iissmart