Brandy Canan

I stand with Ukraine. Free Palestine.

[Pati☮️🟧 @PatiKRoll11]

Go to the hospital. See Mitch IN PERSON or RESIGN NOW! Americans have zero faith in your ability to answer a simple question. IS MITCH DEAD!?!? @GovAndyBeshear @JamesCarville

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

My Hero. My manager. My friend. Sleep easy Boss 🥲

[Jon “Bowzer” Bauman @JonBowzerBauman]

56 years ago I created a fake macho character that spoofed macho characters of the 50’s.

Like many things, this performance art got misinterpreted over time.

But while Pete Hegseth, Joe Rogan & Donald Trump make a mockery of masculinity, I thought you should know that.

[Brandy Canan @CananBrandy]

@ScottPresler This is just dishonest and ugly, like you

[Bill Moseley @choptopmoseley]

So where’s Mitch?

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

The police in the U.K. last night were not able to keep up with the 999 calls after women were battered by their drunk boyfriends and husbands. Children too. Because England lost a football game.

You fucking weak ass fragile pieces of shit. You over emotional child men cnuts.

[Brandy Canan @CananBrandy]

WTF lol

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

everyone keeps talking about john leguizamo’s performance in the odyssey but i can’t stop of his cunty look in romeo + juliet

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Since we’re sharing Flock’s HQ…

Here is:

Palantir HQ:
19505 Biscayne Boulevard,
Suite 2350, Aventura, FL 33180

Axon HQ:
17800 N 85th St,
Scottsdale, AZ 85255

Anduril HQ:
1400 Anduril,
Costa Mesa, CA 92626

Clearview AI HQ:
214 W 29th St,
New York, NY 10001

Eyes On You.

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

The official trailer for Ryan Murphy and Bret Easton Ellis’ “The Shards” has been released.

The thriller series premieres on August 5th and stars Kaia Gerber, Igby Rigney, Hayes Warner, Homer Gere, Graham Campbell, Wes Bentley, Evan Rachel Wood, and Jordan Roth.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

They banned DIFFERENT SEASONS in Utah. Contains STAND BY ME and THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, stories of friendship and courage. Readable by teens, too. What's wrong with these people?

[Dem Saints @LDS_Dems]

I did not realize in America you lose the right to defend yourself when some rando in a temu tactical vest says he is from ICE.

[Brandy Canan @CananBrandy]

@_silentP_ @RickyTheGuido Can you brain dead motherfuckers say anything that isn’t invoking Biden or Harris? Lol shmuck.

[🇺🇸 The FJC 🇺🇸 @The_FJC]

This is happening way too often.

The Senate is not the House of Lords.

You don't inherit a Senate seat.

It's the people's seat, not the Graham family's seat.

[Madonna @Madonna]

Words cannot express how Grateful and Surprised I am
By the incredible reception
Confessions on a dance Floor has received !!
Thank You -to everyone who has been a part of this and who has helped make this dream come true. Especially my fans. The Goodwill and positivity has been incredible. I’m still pinching myself.
I can’t believe it’s # 1 all around the world. 🎉🥳 🪩.
My dream was to make people dance this summer!! To bring people JOY!
Dreams do come true.
Thanks and love! ♥️💃

[Brandy Canan @CananBrandy]

@reighleyc lol Jesus listen to yourself. Who gives a shit?

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

They replaced Lindsey Graham with his sister. Didn’t realize we were operating under North Korea rules now.

[Brandy Canan @CananBrandy]

My husband’s trifle

[alex. @alexanderchard]

Seeing this moment in the movie theatre as a kid was a profound moment of magic that will stay with me forever.

The only reason those dinosaurs were real was because Sam Neill made me believe they were. ❤️❤️❤️