cananpoilotbrainrot

MINORS DNI - they/them — izzy canyon!! — ♿️—-

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

if you want to commission something izzy related from me, all proceeds go to gaza ❤️❤️❤️ five dollars for a blurb/mini fic, fifteen dollars for a drawing of anything!

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

officially moved to bluesky but trying to dig through this account and save all my twitfics first! 🫡🫡🫡

[Kuuttamo @kuuttamo]

Wanted to make a proper painting out of the Izzy-tentacle-kinktober sketch 🐙
#ofmd #OFMDfanart #izzyhands

[allegs @allegslovelace]

i know everyone and their dog has tweeted this but just once more

DO NOT DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS. DO NOT DEACTIVATE THEM. USER NAMES AND HANDLES OF DELETED ACCOUNTS WILL BE "REPURPOSED" BY X.

LOCK YOUR ACCOUNTS AND WALK AWAY!

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

@JasckOffWeek YEEEE I LOVE YOU

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

YIPPEE ITS HERE!! inspired by the amazing @TJQChristian and @JasckOffWeek — my cjizzy scat fic! chapter one is scat, while chapter two has no physical scat but a ton of dirty talk about it 🥹❤️❤️❤️

https://t.co/DVsKeSPauo

[Irene ♠ Izzy's Spade Tattoo ☄️👻🐋🪗 🍉 @neo__pessimist]

Good night 🚬

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

i’m officially cananpoilot on blue sky!!!! yippeeee!!!!!

[NonTimereTenebrous with Comms open! 🦀⚔️🐢 @TimereNon]

Trying to recreate the broken thread of my Izzy Truth Serum tweet fic
In Venenum Veritas
Part 1
https://t.co/6hN5qtwmfN

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

cjizzy is so hard to write because they’re both baby girl princess to me … izzy wants a daddy to give him kissies and huggies and so does cj!!!!! but it’s so hot when cj calls izzy daddy but also izzy is baby girl!!!!

anways so there’s this guy named fang …

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

(peeks out from around the corner) how do i find canyon on blue 🌌

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

@_silversheep i forgot i also used STARFISH!!!

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

me, trying not to be too repetitive as i write this cjizzy scat fic:
YEAH!!! BUTHHOLE!!
BUTTHOLE!!!
butthole!!!
butthole …!
anus?
anus
anus
anus
furled entrance

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

@TJQChristian BALLA STIX FOREVER

[jaybirb @jaybirbbbb]

Izzy..

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

@SpcCadetGlowAO3 SQUEAK!!! maybe i’ll try making one? 🥹❤️

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

i have my first gender affirming care on friday yippee!!!! but that also means i have to choose between buying groceries or pills which is less yippee :( i am thinking about offering commissioned fic or fanart? would anyone be interested or? 👉👈

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

He was afraid of he said any more — if he allowed any more space between his lips and tongue and teeth — he would start heaving.

“I need to see them.” Izzy said. “Please…”
——

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

@TJQChristian SQUEAK YEAH!!! my favoritest little bread bowl 🥹❤️

[cananpoilotbrainrot @cananpoilot]

quick question — can you engage in anal sex with someone who is actively shitting and has hemorrhoids? like will it hurt your ding dong if you do it? or should this just be magic fanfic reality :)