getting into heaven

max’s account, previously hacked by someone

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

think it’s actually funny as fuck we turned a gig into a concert they’re giving out water in the club, it’s a cluuuuub

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@deadinthefoam @akmongs_ aw you’re worried about people’s health cute

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@recordender666 yesterday i had 2 coffees, monster, and several coke zeros that did nothing at the time but at like 8pm all at once i thought i was having a heart attack

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

faryn thinks that’s what you get isn’t good and i feel homicidal

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

faryn said riot is overrated and if i kill her this is the proof of motive

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

dead dads come with a lil pain but some maaad jokes

[faryn. @deatthspells]

me, singing along to post malone: what's your name?
@canbehell: hayley
me: who's your daddy?
hayley: stephen
me: is he rich like me?
hayley: he's dead

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

only just realised i never tagged you so my bad thanks for leeds @hausedave

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

good luck for tonight in leeds from our pal @ZanettiDerek

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

so gay for foray it’s not real

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@deatthspells muuuuuuuurica

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

idk if i believe in soul sisters or twin flames but the closest thing i have to make me think t could be real is stoooopif hoe is i have @deatthspells

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@deatthspells

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wa-love this birch at howe

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@hausedave a message of good luck for the show tonight from our friend derek

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

heaven must be missing an angel? huddersfield must be missing a decent dj you mean

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

we need MORE young people in the work force because why the FUCK did i just request cruel summer at my work christmas party and i was the only once along with my coworker with swifty daughters that i draaaaged on the dance floor dancing honestly fuck all yall

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

rocking robin and 11 people suddenly get up to dance fuck awwwwff

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

THEY TAKE THEIR SHOTS BUT WE’RE BULLETPROOF AND YOU KNOW FOR ME ITS ALWAYS YOUUU. IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT YOUR EYES SO GREEN, AND I KNOW FOR YOU ITS ALWAYS MEEE

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@deatthspells miss u too xoxo

[getting into heaven @canbehell]

@deatthspells faryn why are you so deeeep in my account