Candice B Neal

AZ ✈️ OK I ❤️Jesus Herbalifer since 2017 💚 📩 Licensed Massage Therapist 💆🏾‍♀️ @EssentialBalanceLMT GoFundMe 👇🏾

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@FriendZonePod PSA don’t eat 2 hrs before a massage. Being face-down on a full stomach is uncomfortable & a setup 4 uncontrollable flatulence. Food = energy, which makes it harder to relax. Even in deep tissue… try holding in a fart while an elbow is in your back 💀💨

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

To the international community: I’d like to formally declare I had nothing to do with the Trump mess. I’m a Black woman—statistically and spiritually removed.

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

Listening to this weeks episode of the @FriendZonePod while in traffic. Looked up and saw this 😂

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

I heard King Charles will have a gospel choir….why??? #blacktwitter

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@FriendZonePod New movie on Netflix called The Stray: light skin girl was hiding her blackness so some darker skinned black folks came around haunting her reminding her of her roots. When the darker skinned folks come around you’ll know bcuz ol’girls scalp will start itchin 🫢😂

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@BeschlossDC ASAP got her pregnant again ASAP

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

ASAP got her pregnant again ASAP #SuperBowl

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

“Hey Siri, what is a jaborni”

💀😂💀😂

[NFL @NFL]

GIVE @TKELCE THE MIC.

(via @NFLonCBS)

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@SJakesRoberts I just got done listening to “Becoming a Partner” #WomanEvolvePodcast I sewed into the word using my seven increment and then noticed that my phone battery life was at 77% percent 🔋 👀 #oohchile #LookAtGod

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

When black Twitter finds out @SWChristine2020 from Sister Wives says that her type of man would be @shemarmoore

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@SnoopDogg why did they lie to this lady about you 😂

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@McDonalds I miss your shaker salads 😞🥗😒🥗

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

Happy Birthday to @SnoopDogg @Sunny @KamalaHarris @meena and MEEEEE 🥰❤️🥳 #October20

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@sunny we share a birthday and I’ll be 33 this year so I’m hoping this will be my lucky year that you know I have a shot for you on our birthdays every year. We share this day with @SnoopDogg @KamalaHarris and her niece @meena 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 #10/20

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@FriendZonePod thoughts…..a customer asked me for coon sauce she explained it’s mayo ketchup and hot sauce. Ready set go #shoottheshit

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@FriendZonePod I could see @Kandi mixxin it up on @TheView (in my Dustin voice) 😜😜

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@Percy30188660

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

The reason why we should teach ALL history is for others to understand why us black, brown and Irish folks don’t give af about the passing of the “Queen”. Read up on her history before you tell us to be respectful. #BlackTwitter #IrishTwitter

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

@JakeDawson757

[Candice B Neal @cancancandycane]

The Lord is our Savior. Michelle is our First Lady. Beyoncé is our Queen B. #BlackTwitter