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purveyor of truth, never wrong and definitely better than you

(I yell a lot about politics and the Mets)

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@capo_of_NJ @xXFrostWaveXx @Johngotit_ @clusterbitch_ "Ukrainians" buddy.

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@JaguarGator9NFL in fairness the Mazeroski HR is one of the most pivotal in the game's history, but it's so old that it's not like many fans will necessarily have "nostalgia" about it at all

The "Cueto" chant is lowkey probably one of the coolest moments in recent baseball history

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@Rempe4demotion @Jolly_Olive "objectively" LMFAO

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@EminemAndMnMs Then why respond to it lmao, you're basically admitting to wasting your own time

I don't understand you people, "there's other shit to pay attention to", THEN WHY ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM LMAO 💀

Again, you didnt have to reply lol

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@EminemAndMnMs Not really, I just don't like people like you, EVERYTHING has nuance and he was pretty specific and direct in his (imo fair) criticisms and you're literally saying "just shut up and dribble"

At that point admit you don't have any counters, or don't say anything at all

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@EminemAndMnMs @JaguarGator9NFL Intelligent people never address specifics and always tell people to stop analyzing things, bravo sir

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@bdod70 @JaguarGator9NFL "so fucking deal with it"

damn only one bothered here is you lol chill

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@EwingOrbits @PeterPiperReady Flatly and honestly, that's such an unintelligent thing to say, look at his Baseball-Reference page there's no way you were like "yeah he's gonna be injured the entire year and bat near .100 when he's not" BEFORE the season

It's easy to defend, hindsight's 20/20 genius

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@FoolishBB Man the Yoenis Cespedes Era was something, dude was good in 2016 then just withered away before disappearing in the middle of 2018, re-emerging from the dust 2 years later to hit a gane-winning homer on opening day before immediately vanishing once again

That 2015 team man.

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@GENIUSMETSFAN @dsmith1462 @mariahthestan *he cheated on his wife with a young child at home

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@Just__Isaiah @SengaMyPookie @dfinnman1997 @JomboyMedia Alright hey quick question did YOUR pitcher get a WIN or a LOSS tonight lmk ty

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@dfinnman1997 @SengaMyPookie @JomboyMedia Man you are a SAD motherfucker lmao

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@fusion11_ @BigBillyMazza @Mets @moomoo Bro's mad on Twitter lmao

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@DubbsIsLike @SteveGelbs You blatantly not understanding the intricacies of switching him from a starter to a reliever, where he's primed to be a much better pitcher given his arsenal, just shows how little you know about the sport of baseball and you shouldn't be commenting on it

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@MVPJenkins @Twinswin77 You have Pete Alonso hitting 36 homers every year until he's 40?

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@anthonyBrixcity @DanBartels2 Bro flexing his ignorance

(Juan Soto referred to Benge and Ewing as the "psychopaths" earlier in the season, it's their thing now)

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@Mets It's his 5th career win, cmon social media intern clean it up

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@BreedloveJack @Mets @moomoo You wouldn't be here if you weren't mad, you'd be celebrating with your team

Stay mad, keep losing 😎

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@Senga2Alvarez They'll never make me hate you Mendy

2024 supersedes all

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@Tenr6ny @Mets Get his ERA under 7 and/or his WHIP under 2 lmao