Walter White

that’s methed up (parody acc, not affiliated with @amc)

[Walter White @CancerCook]

Dude, Where’s My RV? #BreakingBadAFilm

[Walter White @CancerCook]

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?

dad: *nudging me* should've been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking a meth cook for help, are they?

me: dad there's a medical emergency happening

dad: go see if “being the one who knocks" helps

[Walter White @CancerCook]

Tread lightly @thebatman_2020

[Walter White @CancerCook]

So who’s in to crowdfund #BreakingBadCon

[News 12 New York @News12]

Things are just getting started at #SopranosCon at the Meadowlands! We're here for all the action. @sopranoscon

MORE: https://t.co/ozkYN3mlgD

[Walter White @CancerCook]

TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT content https://t.co/JFxVNbiYwc

[Walter White @CancerCook]

With those dance moves, they were all smoking Blue Sky

[Better Call Saul @BetterCallSaul]

LWYRUP 2.23

[Joseph Lawrence @CmdrLawrence]

@CancerCook hey Walter look! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@CmdrLawrence Another great ad campaign from Saul Goodman Media!

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@itsjunebitches @GileadVoice @CmdrLawrence The best way to learn self-defense is to start a meth empire. Education by experience.

[Michael Scott @PplPersonsPaper]

(SEX! Now that I have your attention...MONEY!

Sorry for the radio silence on my parody accounts - I’ve been dealing with some family and health concerns offline and haven’t had the bandwidth for much else. Things are slowly easing up and I hope to be back for real soon!

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@WaterfordSerena You spelled “cooking crystal meth” wrong

[Walter White @CancerCook]

Jesse: can you help me I got kicked out of my parents’ house after nearly getting killed by the distributor you wanted to work with
Walt:

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Stop asking me for money

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@CmdrLawrence @itsjunebitches @nowthisnews Todd Alquist

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@CmdrLawrence @RieslingLaw We should find him a job with Ed the Vacuum Salesman!

[Charles Baker @CharlesEbaker]

I pitched something similar- a stoner-comedy remake of Brewster's Millions!

[Walter White @CancerCook]

@CmdrLawrence See? Sometimes, drugs ARE the answer!

[Walter White @CancerCook]

Despite the Ehrmantraut-esque disposition, she was very excited about the Heisenberg Buy One, Get One Free deal! Blessed be the chemistry.

[June Osborne @itsjunebitches]

Aunt Lydia at Ardua Hall post meth-laced tea

[Walter White @CancerCook]

They all do meth now get with the program Demetrius

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

white people love them some diet coke

[CALIFORNIA. @imtheIizardking]

im not the scranton strangler.

im the fucking lizard king