Do you know how many years I’ve resisted the temptation to work out and eat right to perfect the dad bod?! Now you’re gonna discredit me like this?! Just sickening
Maybe not the time, but the 1st Saturday night at the bars after all this shit ends will be the best night of our lives. Im talking complete takeover. Every drink is a double. Cigs inside. Sex in the streets. Illegal fireworks from Indiana. Live music. Give me everything you got.