Candace Robinson

Arkansas ✌🏼

[Candace Robinson @candace_scott]

Just really wish Arkansas's 2019 football season could have also been cancelled.

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Seems like a good time for @Peloton to run a major sale...

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I just told a coworker freaking out about the Coronavirus that the Diet Coke and Poptart he was having for breakfast was more likely to kill him. Too far?

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@suttondavison @ronaldtis Sko Hogs. Sko Natural state. Sko cotton and rice. Sko Walmart. Sko Johnny Cash. Arkansas is the only self sufficient state in the US. We could build a wall. And still survive. So. No.

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My husband said I can get an inflatable hallelujah hog if we go to the World Series. Don't let me down fellas.

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I feel like Game of Thrones misses so many opportunities to play Beyonce’s "Run The World"

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@drob_5 @jrobinsoncrusoe burn.

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Just really eager to go home and check on my hydrangeas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I woke up at 5:00 for yoga and actually enjoy plain yogurt. This is 30.

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I'm just a girl, sitting in front of a salad, asking it to be cheese fries.

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My sincerest apologies to my entire office for heating up broccoli and cauliflower. You have permission to hate me.

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WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS (also people who utilize Walmart pickup).

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The fact that I picked up donuts for my husband's birthday and turned down the free hot one is the real victory of 2019.

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Pretty positive I just chewed up and ate the sticker off my pear. Neat.

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@drob_5 Ms. Sargent would be so disappointed.

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V confused how my $99 hair straightener from 8th grade works by my $600 phone from 2016 doesn't......looking at you Apple.

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I’ve never been more proud of a losing team. #WooPig

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I just sent an email to myself. Happy Thursday.

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I'm at the point where I've already forgotten Arkansas plays football games on Saturdays. Go team, score the points.

[Candace Robinson @candace_scott]

I just found out Meghan Markle is 37 and have a new peace that everything else in my life will be alright.