Candace

figuring out life one day at a time. 🦂🌞&🌙♌️⬆️

[Candace @candaceee_21]

At the bar last night this guy was trying to dance and I didn’t want to so I told him I had a knife in my shoe and he walked away LOL

[27. @dimvji]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life next week

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

is it normal to have inside jokes with yourself that you laugh at subconsciously or is that schizophrenia

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[Candace @candaceee_21]

People at the coffee shop near vassar college when college is not in session are so strange. Why are you in here watching new girl on your Mac with no headphones on

[Candace @candaceee_21]

I’m not even a Halsey fan but this guy is a LOSER like shut up

[TATI @d4rwin1sm]

this was him talking about the album and halsey btw

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Candace @candaceee_21]

@PissyBigSis @dsxf234161 I do

[Candace @candaceee_21]

Rowing because this is what my hands look like sometimes but actually men just don’t know how to gently hold the oar and not get so many blisters. Performative as usual

[raj/ravoluzen🐲 @ravoluzen]

just putting this out there cus it genuinely altered my brain chemistry when i was in a limbo

[Candace @candaceee_21]

My color but I’m allergic to kiwi what a crime

[Candace @candaceee_21]

Clean girl aesthetic would never work for me. for my luteal phase snack I’m eating crushed up Lays potato chip chips and Frank’s buffalo sauce

[Coup De Main @coupdemain]

happy melodrama day to all who celebrate