CandaceUps

Baby comedian from the Philly area. One of the flavors in Dr Pepper is me.

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Incredible show 6/17

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I’m a sucker for positive reinforcement

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Things are happening

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@PunishingSnake @AvaDollXXX Once I’m as comfortable on stage with my close ON as I am when they’re OFF, watch out world!

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@SureUuuh @AvaDollXXX I accidentally made a gooner cum during my live cam show because I was cracking jokes about the Delco accent, he lost track of his strokes & came too soon. I try to use my powers for good… 😉

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A year ago I started going to open mics!

If you want to check out my stand up comedy stuff:

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TikTok @candaceupscomedy

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🎵It’s the most wonderful time of the year

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Or a TV resolution
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Celebrating 15 years this week!

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I lost my anal virginity on the 4th of July, 2012.

The things I do for my country…

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See me there

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😂😂 My ailments are low key flexes

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Sometimes I think about starting a side business power washing people’s homes because of my strong grip & the satisfaction of the perfect wash.

But I don’t because all my clients would fall in love with me & I’d just leave a trail of broken homes & perfect patios.

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Check out my Tiktok & Instagram @CandaceUpsComedy

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Hit up a new open mic last night and it was so fun!! I met some really amazing comedians!

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I’m a big girl.

I’m 5’10” or 177cm so I don’t date little men.

You have to be at least eight inches.

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Had my first Open Mic tonight!! What a blast!