candice

[candice @candassgrass]

cyclospora is ruining my life. not in the sense that i have it. but in the very real sense that i fear it.

[candice @candassgrass]

“men, am i right?” & “am i right, ladies?” are different sides of the same coin

[candice @candassgrass]

“are you watching world cup?”
“no i’m watching love island”

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[candice @candassgrass]

if you can’t handle me at my unc, you don’t deserve me at my trad wife

[cynth!a ☼ @deftoneussy]

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion

[candice @candassgrass]

trying to explain ennui to my male coworker is like trying to explain bitcoin to a newborn but lowkey harder

[candice @candassgrass]

you never know what the smell situaysh will be when u walk into an elevator, like actual mystery when those doors open

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

As a catholic atheist

[binnie @binniebunnnies]

an awkward hair length detaches you from your ego and brings you closer to god

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[misa! @misak1nz]

not the person i want to be yet but far from the person i was

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

Love when a friend texts you an instant classic

[candice @candassgrass]

you know ish ain’t right when tiktok tarot card readings are every other video

[candice @candassgrass]

being on my phone while roku city is on… nothing better tbh

[candice @candassgrass]

yoga instructor kept telling me to close my eyes but like damn can’t a shortie just stare at the ceiling & disassociate in shavasana without disruption