Cuddler of Canids

Oxygen-to-Carbon Dioxide converter. MSTie since 1991. Mom since 1993.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

America has always been, and always will be, A NATION WHERE CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

It's important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself why you don't go out

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

And this is how we get Johnny Cab.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Benefits of alcohol:

- karaoke confidence
- making weddings tolerable
- surviving office holiday parties
- tolerating airport delays

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

@ohsethy Worse than Brightburn.

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

The comments make this even better. I mean, I'm concerned about her (because Texas trophy hunters), but I hope she's okay because of the publicity.

Honestly, if I found her, I didn't. I just have a new, really tall horse. You know what I'm saying 😉

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

HAVE YOU SEEN GRACIE? A giraffe is on the loose in the Texas Hill Country, and her owners are asking for the public's help to bring her home: https://t.co/O60GlxmT9C

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

@Aaron_Carpenter @MikeMacRaeMike Wait. Her name is Gracie? She's on that Mercy Ship! Who is GraceJuddBaby?

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

WEEK 325 (JUNE 24-28) KATH'S BACK. All times cdt: https://t.co/npzWWtH75b
WED 7pm (Twitch) KILL BILL v1
THU 9pm (Twitch) M***ER SHE WROTE
FRI 7pm (Village) MIDSOMMAR
SAT 4pm (Village) THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
SAT 7pm (Village) MIDSOMMAR
SUN 1:30pm (Mueller) CHOOSE Y'R OWN PANCAKE

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

Relatable.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The cat struggled to climb the escalator, not understanding how it worked, until a man helped him.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Penny. She found the perfect stick today and is determined to retrieve it. Hasn’t moved an inch so far, but her human didn't raise a quitter. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Edie. She was trying to catch her tail when suddenly things turned sideways. Legend has it she is still rolling to this day. 13/10

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

@MasterPancake

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

WEEK 324 (6/16-20) https://t.co/npzWWtH75b
TUE 7pm (Mueller) SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE
WED 7pm (Twitch) A QUIET PLACE
THU 9pm (Twitch) M***ER SHE WROTE
FRI 7pm (Village) CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
SAT 4pm (Village) MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING; 7pm (Village) CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for David Ayer's ‘HEART OF THE BEAST’, starring Brad Pitt.

The survival thriller follows a former soldier & his dog who battle for survival after a plane crash in the wilderness.

In theaters on September 25.

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

WEEK 322 (June 3-6) IT'S ROOM JUNE, FOLKS. All times central:
https://t.co/npzWWtH75b
WED 7:00pm (Twitch) THE ROCK
THU 9:00pm (Twitch) M***ER, SHE WROTE: "DOOM WITH A VIEW"
FRI 7:00pm (Village) A ROOM WITH A VIEW
SAT 4:00pm (Village) PANIC ROOM
SAT 7:00pm (Village) ESCAPE ROOM

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

@MasterPancake I choose to read that as muthafutha she wrote

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

WEEK 320 (5/20-23) MEMORY-ALL-DAY. All times central:
https://t.co/npzWWtH75b
WED 7:00pm (Twitch) FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
THU 9:00pm (Twitch) M***ER, SHE WROTE
FRI 7:00pm (Village) HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
SAT 4:00pm (Village) MEMENTO
SAT 7:00pm (Village) TOTAL RECALL

[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

TONITE (WED) on Twitch. 7pm central. Our 2017 riff of MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) with me, Joe, Andrew, Scott and Mary Jo. Pre-show starting now, by Ripley! ALL FREE: https://t.co/npzWWtH75b

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Cuddler of Canids @candbab99]

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[Master Pancake @MasterPancake]

TONITE (WED) at 7pm central on Twitch. Our riff of THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA (2006). Me, Ralphie, Ella from 2021. GIRD YOUR LOINS. Free on Twitch: https://t.co/npzWWtH75b