Candee McCarthy

lawyer, lover of music, travel and wine, mother of two fabulous (not so little anymore) boys, wife to the champ

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I am my own worst enemy. Ok maybe my second or third.

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@appleheadstudio @appleheadsteph I was out Dec 1

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At a resort in Mexico and the pre-show is a @MichaelBuble concert but the screen is wide and he’s a squat little Buble and I can’t stop laughing. Still sounds great ;)

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@RodgerCuzner saw you on Instagram today trying to compete with Woody at the mall. Lol. Tree is beautiful! Happy holidays!

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@appleheadstudio Hahaha

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@appleheadstudio My old man asked me about how you’re doing. He’s proud of you. Vic’s got your back ;)

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@AKBrews Violated

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@MAllinotte Chicken and rice

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@TheUselessCoin This is the best morning hair of all time.

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Remember in 1980 when someone told you they were born in 1939? Well, that’s the same time difference if someone today said they were born in 1980.

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When I was a kid: 🎶here we are as in olden days, happy golden days, up yours🎶 ….and yes I still sing it that way.

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@cr8tiveCandy I also like the response someone made of being curious - “why do you think that?”

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@cr8tiveCandy Don’t say “I’m not” state what your intention actually is. I need context but for ex “I’m being cautious” or “I’m responding accordingly to your insult” or “I’m further explaining to you as I don’t believe you fully understand me/we fully understand one another”

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@AKBrews Never.

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@richardmarx @Wayfair Never. And the times my product wasn’t up to par they sent me a new one. They have always been great.

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@Ryanintheus These kill me.

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@appleheadstudio 💯

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@JellyfishReview Read books, sing alongs, I spy. Yeah. I’m super old.

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If I had of known Christian clairvoyant empathic medium and psychic detective was a career choice I might’ve reconsidered all that money I spent on law school #TigerKing2

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….and of course the AG is an Elvis impersonator #TigerKing2

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@appleheadstudio @BrookeKnisley Maybe that’s where my life went wrong