cristhian

[cristhian @candelas]

http://t.co/j4G4h8gFph Insomnia is a glamorous term for 'thoughts you forgot to have in the day.'

[cristhian @candelas]

What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card? http://t.co/Uqqy5fxr

[cristhian @candelas]

http://t.co/siyd7eWB RT This if wish you had an Fairly OddParent.

[cristhian @candelas]

http://t.co/OHkPMNw7 I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song.

[cristhian @candelas]

http://t.co/fvKUtwyb Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.

[cristhian @candelas]

Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it. http://t.co/fvKUtwyb