#Normalize utilizing your @DoorDash@UberEats@Postmates notes/special requests section to tell them the door’s unlocked and I’m in bed. Please bring it to me. I also require to be tucked in. Oh! And please lock the door on the way out. 😬🙂
Recently encountered an Instagram page that commented on a shitpost; “I post naked dolphins. Follow me. I dare you.”
That’s enough internet for today and it’s only 5AM. 🐬🤭
My favorite real life #Bomboclaat is when a guy on #Tinder claims to be “always at the gym”, yet his photos do not look like he’s “always at the gym”. 🙂 Laughter does the body good. Can I get a #Heard!