Candice Smith

What doesn’t make me special 😉IG@hott_soss

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

When life gives you lemons 🍋 you pretend you are on a beach 🏝 in the middle of a Colorado snow storm 🌨 during quarantine 😷 #sunnybeach #quarentinecrazy #snowbunny #getmeoutofhere #momoffive #toesarefrozen #quarentineshenanigans #itssoniceoutside #coloradoweather

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

When your children wake up in the morning, come up right to your face and have no consideration for their stinky ass morning breath. 🤢🤮😷 #parentingchildren #morningbreathe #pleaseleave #personalspace #moms #dads #gobrushyourteeth #holdyourbreathe #doyousmellthat #children

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

I have regrets!!😂😂😂 Happy Monday! #cheeseinacan #triscut #totalregrets #itsmonday #listentoyourbrain #notyourmouth #momoffive

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Happy National Wine Day 🍷🍷🍷 #wineeveryday #happywineday #winealldaylong #wineforbreakfast #wineforlunch #winnerfordinner #wineforsnack #redwine #whitewine #rose #wineallyear #ilovewine

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

What my children have to put up with EVERY TIME a song from high school comes on 😂😂💃🏼#singingwhilecleaning #dancingwhilecleaning #thisismyjam #poison #belbivdevo #saturdaycleaning #dancingwithmyself #turnitup

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

I just took this picture of my fire... Why the fuck is there a ghost in my photo?? I knew my house was haunted😩😩👻👻👻👹👹👹 #aparrition #hauntedhouse #coldnights #imnotalone #ghoststories #youngpreist #oldpreist #ghostsarefriends #caspertheghost #ghostbuster

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

How is your Friday night?? This damn Colorado snow has me on house arrest! 😢 #lonelyfidaynights #nothernatureiscrazy #LivePD #titosallnight #bymyself #singlelife #myfridaysucks #waytoomuchsnow

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

@SpeakerPelosi thinking she was dignified by tearing up the State of the Union address in front of the whole country 😂😂 #dignity #youdonthaveit #StateOfTheUnionAddress #youranidiot #carryon

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

@SpeakerPelosi reading her book before bed #speedreading #StateOfTheUnion2020 #professionalspeedreader

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

@CrazyDudeDenver Thank you for the heads up! Twitter is definitely a BEAST! 😃

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

She was tired of holding her iPad..... genius!!! 😂😂 #innovative #lazychild #geniuschild #headinabox #ipadholder #techchildren #momoffive #nextgreatidea

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

It’s my “kid week” let the wine begin! #momoffive #momsohard #wineisgrapejuice #mykidweek #singleparenting #parentlife #ilovemyassholes #stoparguing

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Why does @billyraycyrus look like George Michael with long hair 😍#GRAMMYAwards2020

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

#parentingisawesome #fivechildren #youjustwait #areyougrownyet #youknowbest #youdoyou #ilovemychildren #parentscurse

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

You’ll be much happier at the bottom of your own ladder #unhealthymarriage #standupforme #3yearsago #youcandoit #yourhappiness #MovingForward #movingupward

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Mom Fail!...... I took my two little girls to the eye doctor so that the optometrist would tell them that their eyes are perfectly fine. They BOTH need glasses 🤦🏼‍♀️🤓🤓😂😂#momfail #youreyesarefine #notheyarent #backfired #parenting101 #itoldyouso

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Happy Monday Twitter world! 😃💃🏼👣🛀#dancingtoesinthebath #itsmonday #walkingonsunshine #bathtime

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Anxiety Sucks Ass #anxiety #justbreathe #adulting #storminmybrain #nosleep #weightloss #heartpounding #thisshallpass #keepcalm #yournotalone #weallhaveshit #letmebeyourstrength #imjustamom #momoffive

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

My version of “taste the rainbow” @CirocVodka_SA #momof5 #cirocvodka #tastetherainbow #itsmykidweek #ilovecirocvodka #whowantsadrink

[Candice Smith @candicedeez]

Hey @nyjets, did you get the memo that you were playing football tonight?? @NFL_MNF