Candidate Candy

★ Parodical Candies & Political Satire ★
~Biased on all Sides, Best in all Sweets~

☆Pro-Nobody☆

[Ann Telnaes @AnnTelnaes]

No female senators were initially included to work on the Republican replacement health-care bill https://t.co/jLRKTevVzy

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

😂 https://t.co/GB2MNtQh3H

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I watch the #SuperBowl like most people vote. No stats, no idea which is better, it is just which team has the guy I know. Go Greg Brady!!!

[Ann Telnaes @AnnTelnaes]

Mitt Romney's dinner with Donald Trump https://t.co/pFscQZagSI

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett]

I've been disgusted by Trump since he came on the political scene, but the sight of all the Republicans deserting him ONLY now is revolting.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

A full transcript of Michelle Obama's speech. Print it out. Frame it. Kiss it. Love it https://t.co/ympWW1xBHf

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

Weekly political summary.

https://t.co/hjqIo8NBNB

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

On point! Bravo @TheOnion

https://t.co/xCTFso5WAF

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

Advice for @BernieSanders supporters. https://t.co/4mn5xsfuL2

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

Perfection. https://t.co/pa3AMcfyrG

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

Watching Rubio say Trump can't be trusted with nukes but he'll vote for him anyway…

[Nate Beeler @natebeeler]

Don't miss my toon on Hillary Clinton making history: https://t.co/BBr7sthz5L

[Ann Telnaes @AnnTelnaes]

Apparently no comment from Trump is bigoted or racist enough for the GOP to dump him. https://t.co/p3DMs00TjK

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It's #BubbleBurstBernie! Kill some time until you're mathematically eliminated! https://t.co/f6IuHHNXG5 #LSSC

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece from last night on the ludicrous Primaries and Caucuses system...https://t.co/8NGUeB62cA

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Donald Trump doesn't want to sound like a chauvinist. https://t.co/E9ATtB5Vvx

[Nat Baimel @NatBaimel]

Actual footage of Paul Ryan trying to stand up for what he believes in

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

@CollegeDems, check out Bernie Bears! CA Primary Special -- FREE GI GUMMIES. https://t.co/xePa0k2Ykb

[Nate Beeler @natebeeler]

Donald Trump would like to announce another huge donation. My toon: https://t.co/ieCHa0Tpgs

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

Deepest gratitude to those who paid the ultimate price. #remember #MemorialDay2016

[Candidate Candy @CandidateCandy]

Oh the pompous pundits... https://t.co/dmxEkPpnIX