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Finance: China Winces, Resumes Campaign Contributions, Free Trade Negotiations. #Capitalism #China #Unfairtrade #War https://t.co/vTsboAgAQr

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Teachers union leader on hedge fund feud: “Why would you put your money with someone who wants to destroy you?” https://t.co/o7eY4SdZ9S

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BREAKING: Aging White Male to Select Aging White Male as Vice President for Major American Party. #veepstakes #Trump https://t.co/wDI4bbEpz7

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Possible @realDonaldTrump running mates.

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Election 2016: Trump Announces Parasitic Conjoined Twin as VP, Indicating "None but Trump can succeed Trump." #Trump #Veepstakes #Politics

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Giuliani Complains of "A prostate like a Texas grapefruit", "The Captain never at attention". #Clinton #Giuliani https://t.co/RwfqZ2IlHP

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Giuliani: "We could list 10 things that were worse in the world after [@HillaryClinton] left than when she came in."
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Daniel Craig Aghast at "Incendiary" Trump Commentary. #Politics #DanielCraig #JamesBond https://t.co/M49ZbZb3r9

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Gary Johnson on Donald Trump: "The stuff he's saying is just incendiary" https://t.co/l00OoWdLfZ #CNNSOTU https://t.co/QkpqcCR0dX

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.@AllenWest Indicates Trump Will "Shelter our precious humors from the Clibama-Meximartian Exploitation Complex". #AllenWest #Obama #Trump

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Celebrity: New Tell-All Claims Jack Nicholson's Legendary Penis Collection Largely Secondhand. #JackNicholson #Celebrity #AntiquesRoadshow

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Answer Explains, "What's needed to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun." #Congress #Antiscience #NRA https://t.co/lrqN0tWjtm

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Top science groups tell climate change doubters in Congress to knock it off https://t.co/l2Ifkve7YA

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Middle East: ISIS Spokesman Cites "Global apathy to dead brown, black people" in Decision to Target Tourists. #ISIS #Istanbul #Humanrights

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Lead to Be "Heroic, photogenic straight white male, visiting club to encourage his 'gender-confused brother-sister'". #Disney #Hollywood

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Disney Purchases Orlando 911 Transcripts; Already Issuing Casting Call for "Edgy new action-disaster film". #OrlandoShooting #Disney #LGBT

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Trump Appoints Tommy Wiseau as Communications Manager, Citing "Incredible ability to articulate what the Trump Train is all about". #Trump

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Turkey: Pakistani ISI Issue "Heartfelt commiseration" And Bacitracin "For when the beast bites the hand that feeds it".#IstanbulAttack #ISIS

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Trump: An Excerpt From The Koch Brothers' "The Modern Epimetheus".
#Trump #KochBrothers #Election2016

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Benghazi: House Select Committee Demands House Committee to Investigate "Pro-Clinton bias" in Committee's Benghazi Report.#Benghazi #Clinton

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Ms. Clinton's Right of Rebuttal: "Don't fuckin' talk shit, y'shit-eating pissant. I'll murder you, bitch!" #Clinton https://t.co/L2jTpoGM3e

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.@GaryByrneAuthor: “Mrs. Clinton is not a leader. She’s a very, very angry person.” #Hannity

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Non-Rhetorical Question: "No," Answers Empirical Reasoning. #Trump #Warren #Pocahontas #Election2016 #TedCruz https://t.co/ZKSsXaDp0P

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Is Donald Trump softening his tone? https://t.co/J3gxMQN9tU

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Benghazi: Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. #Benghazi #GOP #Democrats #Clinton

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Broccoli Animus Validated with Second Lap-Vomiting Episode in Visit to Miyazawa Kiichi's Home.#Bush #Vomiting #Japan https://t.co/wbiGJVZy1I

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George H. W. Bush still hates broccoli https://t.co/CjetkNzBnB

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Rambling Speech Rails Against "Stupid fucking hipster misogynist assholes in fedoras, embarrassing champagne socialists, jerkoff frat boys".