amanda.

Dog lover. Traveler. Sports supporter. Amateur Writer. ASU Alumn. TV Binger. Podcast Listener. Stand Up Comedy Appreciator. Musical Soul.

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

So there’s a girl that sings to stuffed dead animals, and another girl that asked Arie to smell her pits, but I’m still single. K. #TheBachelor

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

@akothari This is me!!

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

@hulu @hulu_support I was in the middle of season 5 of my scandal rewatch and now it’s gone?! What gives?

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Dear @LoveIslandAU please stop bringing Americans on. Andy was perfect and the only exception to the rule.

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

be so fr. all I hear when he speaks is Dr. Evil

[Betches News @Betches_News]

This is the face every woman in America is making right now on this abortion answer

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

is he actually going to answer a question or just talk about how much people love his rally’s

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Team Betsy-Dora ✨

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

how does an American girl get on @LoveIsBlindUK? Asking for myself.

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Not to be dramatic, but if @ClaimToFameABC ever gets canceled I will cry. @kevinjonas

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Setting your tinder location to the Paris Olympics should come with a warning sign #Olympic2024 #Olympics #tinder

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

I have a feeling I should rewatch #veep?

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

I can’t remember a time when our nation was this united about anything… Kimberly Cheatle, you’re in big trouble.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Agenda for all-staff:

* Welcome
* New-hires put uncomfortably on the spot
* Threats from HR
* Pointless department updates
* CEO toxic positivity
* End

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Just was informed at dinner that @PFChangs is permanently getting rid of my favorite item: vegetarian lettuce wraps. To say I’m disappointed and devastated is an understatement. Week ruined.

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

This may be a hot take, but if you wear shorts or jeans on a flight… I cannot trust you.

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

Documenting that I think the beets are @KeyAndPeele 🤷🏻‍♀️ #TheMaskedSinger11

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

I still can’t get over that Sarah Ann literally looked like she got lost in a bath & body works with the glitter all over and the prom hair. The secondhand embarrassment from that reunion was so real. #LoveIsBlindS6

[No Kid Hungry @nokidhungry]

“No child should go hungry in this country.” #SOTU2024

[amanda. @candidly_amanda]

My best friend pulled me out of retirement to watch #thebachelor because Joey is a babe and I need a place to put my thoughts. Firstly… is Jess okay?