Brie Queso

flotsam in the river of dreams...just like you

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

Calm yourselves, gents. No need to send dick pics.

In my mind, I've already assigned you imaginary penis sizes based on how kind or funny you are.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Cr0wvid_19 Oh for sure 👍❤️

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

[Dan Levey @iamdanlevey]

If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@RegularGuy630 Too easy...any others?

Arsenic and Old Lace
The Trouble With Harry
It Happened One Night

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Rich_Cranium1 @CheapSeats411 Ok...slight divergence...the anthem today was quite possibly the most beautiful rendering I have heard in person ever.

@whitesox does that reservist have a recording out anywhere? Any contact info? I would straight up buy any album of his tonight.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@MelsAlterEgo I bet he holds a grudge to this day as well.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

My mom is still holding a grudge since the 70s at a dentist who caused her pain that she then punched straight in the dick.

[Melanie @MelsAlterEgo]

My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Cr0wvid_19 💋

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Anythingpork

[Dan Levey @iamdanlevey]

If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be?

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Cr0wvid_19 Fair enough. Good night, J.

[Melanie @MelsAlterEgo]

My mom is still holding a grudge 35 ish years later for a store that doesn't exist any longer. They tried to do her dirty on the price of croissants for my sister's communion party. We still talk about it.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@Cr0wvid_19 Not a fan of broccoli? 😁

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@columnthirteen Or...

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@columnthirteen

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@BRNekked42 Hi there

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

The entire Southside of Chicago smells 100% like processed meats and weed...

Simultaneously delightful and abhorrent.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@zerogspot @TheWienerCircle *curtseys*

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

@TKComedy2013 Meh...I'm a bit of a ridiculous git but I've been persistent enough to have landed in a bed of roses in life.

I hope you find it all too...or at least like 94%.

[Brie Queso @candidqueso]

*soulfully singing the wrong words to Plush for 32 years now

[Tiny Buddha @tinybuddha]

“I read somewhere that when we don’t feel wanted, we make ourselves feel needed. And I realize now that is what I’ve been doing my entire life.” ~Unknown