Kathy Adams

Aspiring Singer/Dancer happy living my life like its golden.

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I hate attention seeking whores.

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Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq

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Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. -Erica Jong

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Please continue to chew with your mouth open, I love the sound of food being turned to mush.

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Don't let anyone without eyebrows tell you shit about life.

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Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thirstday, Freakday, Sexday and Suckday ;)

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Rudyard Kipling~ Every woman knows all about everything.

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Ability is what you're capable of doing...

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'I have CDO. It's OCD, but in alphabetical order like it should be.'

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Today I am thankful for cranberries that can be made into juice and then added to vodka to help me forget I have nothing to be thankful for.

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It's kind of crazy how a song can bring up so many emotions just based on the memories you have associated it with.

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Dear Ex, I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.

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I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars.

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Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

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Just because we don't talk doesn't mean I don't think about you. I'm just trying to distance myself because I know I can't have you.

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The end of the world is not making me as a irresistible as I predicted..

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Those hugs where you just don't want to let go.

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Take a cab? I'm too drunk to steal a taxi. I'll just drive home

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Single ? Taken ? Sleeping .

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me flirting: if u were a cheeto u'd be a hot cheeto