Candie

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[Candie @candiebritton]

What keeps me up at night is knowing regular Tim Tams are available and loved in Canada but no one is doing Tim Tam Slams with them.

[Candie @candiebritton]

@311Toronto dead racoon in the gutter out front of Shaw/Givins Public school

[Candie @candiebritton]

@billboardca don’t make me beggggg 🤞���

[Candie @candiebritton]

@billboardca 🫶🏻

[Candie @candiebritton]

@billboardca 🙏🏻 for eras tour tickets

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Rob Temple @RobTemple101]

A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I know everyone is going crazy over the Kate Middleton drama but nothing will ever top the week when we discovered that Hilaria Baldwin was lying about being Spanish.

[bridg ❤️‍🔥 @hrtbrkweather]

in every situation no matter how badly I want to be taylor (loved and doted on) I am unfortunately jason (blacked out)

[blue oyster clit @mcdonaldskhole]

getting wasted and commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on everyone’s facebook family christmas photos

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

when men honk at u to get ur attention in the street it’s like ok. now what. u have startled me and now ur down the street. what was the point.

[The Life of a ZOgirl ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 @Tintheparty]

An important example of girl math is buying Taylor Swift merch that isn’t shipped for months so when it gets here you forget you ordered it and it’s basically free

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i’m speechless. what the fuck is he talking about. i love it

[erin chack @ErinChack]

when you all talk about having rizz, this is what i picture

[Candie @candiebritton]

My nail girl always asks me what I want as if she’s not going to immediately say no

[Candie @candiebritton]

Someone who’s cool and affluent and verified on insta wants to take me out for drinks and be my friend and I’m scared of that and I’ll probably push her away and ignore her now because social climbing is terrifying to me

[Candie @candiebritton]

Feeling glum for absolutely no reason today. Idk maybe I just need a real spicy cold McDonald’s Diet Coke or something.

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

don’t mean to sound like a sickly victorian woman riddled with consumption but i do feel like a little trip to the seaside would fix me

[Candie @candiebritton]

In 1920 my great-great grandmother had to be institutionalized because a few years after her son drowned in mud on a battlefield in Belgium her husband SAed their youngest daughter and was sent to prison. Pretty sure she was fucking depressed.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

just think, 100 years ago virtually no one was "depressed" because the notion hadn't come to them, nor the proviso that it was a way of bonding with other people by acknowledging, or seeming to acknowledge, a common weakness kept private/secret by most people, sensibly.