happy pride today a homeless man asked me why i dont have a girlfriend and i said its because im ugly and fat and he went "so? im ugly and homeless and got 2 kids"
A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."